7 Easy Steps To Becoming A Superhero

Everyone wants to be a superhero. The powers, the gadgets, the crazy chicks with White Knight complexes- what’s not to love? As an alternative to your ultra-glamorous retail job or that useless PhD you’re working towards (come on man, a podiatrist isn’t even a real doctor-give it up already), let COED show you how to become a superhero and immediately start living a more awesome, cell-shaded life.

VIDEO: Antoine Dodson’s ‘Chimney Intruder’

Every year celebrities come out with Christmas songs. Now it’s Antoine‘s turn.

Miss COED: Tiffany Toth [46 PICS]

Tiffany’s a 24 year old model and makeup artist who was named Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Week in November 2005 and Cyber Girl of the Month for March 2006. You might’ve seen her in our Cyber Monday feature on Playboy’s Cyber Girls of the Month. How she’s not Playmate of the Century yet is beyond me. I’d definitely let her do my makeup.

XXX-Mas Gift Guide: For Adults Only [Happy Hump Day!]

To celebrate Hump Day, we’ve put together this XXX-mas gift guide intended for mature audiences only. The following is designed to help guide you or your lover in choosing the best sex toys and accessories on the market today. With so many websites and products to chose from, it’s all too easy to get lost and confused. Luckily for you sexual trailblazers, I’ve personally done all the hard work so you don’t have to. It doesn’t matter if she’s been naughty or nice, if you want to stuff more than her stocking this holiday season then I suggest you start taking notes and pay attention!

8 Ho-Ho-Horrific Christmas Horror Movies [VIDEO]

Have you ever found yourself so bored with the shameless repetition of holiday specials that you crave some violence? By about the billionth time you’ve seen A Christmas Story, you really do want Ralphy to shoot his eyeball out with that bee-bee gun, complete with blood and gore. The holiday season can leave us all quite a bit jaded with the overload of cheer and glee to the point of being toxic. For that kind of depression, nothing brightens up one’s day more than a horror movie to turn this festive time of year on its candy-coated ass. Here is a list of some much needed counter-programming.

Top 10 Sexiest Movie Scenes of 2010

• Sexiest movie scenes of 2010
• Guess who is single…and ready to mingle
• Here’s why she can’t get off
• You will want to download this right away
• Idiot’s guide to phone sex
• A real sex education
• This is funny

50 Things We Hate About The Holidays [Happy Humbug Day!]

Today’s Humbug Day. It’s a day where everyone can vent their frustrations and grievances. As you get older, you start to hate Christmas more and more. All the cool stuff you remembered as a kid is long gone. We think the following things probably contributed to our hate, hate, hate.

Get Into The Holiday Spirit With These Holiday Spirits

They don’t say it’s the most wonderful time of the year for nothing. With four weeks of freedom before the Spring Semester starts, ’tis the season to let loose–whether it’s with your old buddies from high school, your family, or your annoying cousins, sip on (or chug) some of these holiday themed drinks to exponentially increase the fun.

Awesome Asian Underboob [64 Photos]

You know those Patron ads that state some perfection is debatable? Blonde vs. brunette, Playmate vs. Penthouse Pet, etc. Well, one of the more divisive debates at COED might be Underboob vs. Cleavage vs. Sideboob. Which do you prefer top, bottom or side? We’ve done a fair amount of posts on each breastentation (breast presentation), but this gallery featuring Amasian (amazin’ Asians) underboob, or as the Japanese call it, “shitapai“, might persuade you to alter all your girlfriend’s t-shirts, pick up a shrink ray, or head to the Land of the Rising Sun.

How To Obtain A BS in BS Over Christmas Break

Christmas break is one of the best times of the school year except for one nasty side effect: family dinners. Most times, you’re stuck at some distant relative’s house making small talk with your uncle while sipping spiked eggnog and the conversation morphs into an interrogation. The questions get more specific and invasive, and the second you excuse yourself to slip away to take a break–there’s another relative, ready to fire off the same questions you’re trying to dodge. If you don’t answer correctly, you’ll become the subject of family gossip until the next holiday party. Here’s how to BS your way through the most common questions.

Do The Steelers Have The Sexiest (or Nastiest) Fanbase in the NFL?

On Sunday KFC from Barstool NYC tried to convince us that the Steelers have nasty ass, gross, haggard fans and these two pictures were pretty convincing proof. But after a little digging we found evidence that the Steelers might have the sexiest fanbase in the entire NFL. Check out the pictures and vote!

52 Hilarious Homemade Mr. Hankeys (a.k.a. The Christmas Poo)

Heiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidi ho! Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. He loves me. I love you. Therefore, vicariously, he loves you. I can make a Mr. Hankey, too! Never have those lyrics been truer than today! In celebration of the one and only Christmas Poo, Mr. Hankey, we’ve compiled this defecation-friendly photo gallery of homemade Mr. Hankeys!

Video Games That Would Make Great TV Shows [POLL]

Over the last ten years video games have truly broken into the mainstream. A solid game won’t just fly off GameStop shelves, but they’ll end up on bookshelves and even the big screen. But what about television? With the exception of crummy cartoons based on Mario, Sonic, and Kirby, it seems that major TV networks are allergic to video game adaptations. It’s time for them to sack up and make quality TV shows based on our favorite games. We’ve even compiled a list to help them get started. You’re welcome, fat cats!

8 Western Movies Every Guy Should See [VIDEO]

The Coen Brothers remake of the western classic “True Grit” hits theaters tomorrow. If you haven’t seen the previews or opened your eyes in the past week, “True Grit” stars Jeff Bridges, Matt Damon, Josh Brolin, and this 14 year old prodigy Hailee Steinfeld. Bridges plays a tough U.S. Marshal who helps a stubborn young woman played by Steinfeld track down her father’s murderer. They showed a clip from the movie on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night and she was unbelievably good. Anyway, you should go see it. Also, here are 8 other westerns that should be in your Netflix queue.

These 20 Sexy Girls Washing Cars Will Make You Miss Summer [PICS]

Today is the first day of winter which means we are an entire season from summer in both directions, how depressing! If these is one thing we miss about summer it’s bikini car washes. It’s that perfect confluence of everything that’s wonderful – girls, cars, water and watching other people work. Ah well, at least we have these 20 pictures of hotties scrubbing sweet rides to keep you busy.

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