60 Photos of Tony Romo’s Beauty Queen Fiancee Candice Crawford

This morning, SI.com reported that Tony Romo popped the question to 24 year old Miss USA contestant, Miss Missouri 2008, and Miss Texas Teen USA 2003 and 2005 Candice Crawford and the blonde beauty gave him a nod, a pound, and an end-zone dance (she said yeah). If Crawford sounds familiar, it’s because she’s the younger sister of Gossip Girl actor and Teen Choice Award winner Chace Crawford. To send her off properly, we’ve assembled a playoff winning photo gallery of the future Mrs. Romo. We wonder if she’s a more volatile version of Jessica “Sexual Napalm” Simpson, a beauty queen ABOUT to go wild, or just a beard. All those “Romo’s a homo” chants just don’t come out of nowhere!

Miss COED: Noelle McKee [37 PICS]

Noelle’s a 19 year old Irish, German, Italian, French, and Welsh model from Pittsburgh who used to live in Hawaii but recently moved to Oceanside, California. She’s a former member of the Pennsylvania Bikini Team and has done promotional modeling for Misled Clothing. Taken Magazine featured her in their 2010 Winter fashion editorial feature. She describes herself as a model, writer, college student, athlete, and patriot. Yoga is one of her favorite activities and she’s one of the few Miss COEDs to have visited Afghanistan. You haven’t even been to the shower in like 3 days. Clean yourself up, dude.

VIDEO: Anthony Pettis’ “Showtime Kick” Knockout

In the 5th and final round of last night’s main event, MMA fighter Anthony Pettis used the cage to set up an amazing kick that looked like it was straight out of The Matrix to knock out his opponent.

How To Lose Your Job At The Office Holiday Party [RENATA'S RECOS]

The office holiday party was originally intended to reward employees for a year of hard work, or to distract them from the fact no one’s getting a cash bonus. Since most people can see through this little ploy by upper management, it’s gone from an evening brimming with holiday cheer to a boozy night overflowing with alcohol-fueled antics. So, if you had a little too much fun at your company holiday party this year, here are some tell-tale signs that perhaps you should seek work elsewhere now, or enter witness protection.

Thrilled By Danica Thrall [25 Photos]

Sonia Danica-Thrall is a British model who won Miss Derby in 2006 and competed in Miss England. Since then she’s been in FHM Spain and Nuts Magazine. She’s also on the cover of Loaded’s January 2011 issue. We have a feeling she’ll soon join the ranks of fellow UK cuties Kelly Brook, Elle Liberachi, Lucy Pinder, and Rosie Jones. The icing on the cake? She a twin sister named Sophie. Check out our photo gallery of the up-and-coming Brit bombshell then download FHM’s desktop wallpaper here.

11 Celebrities Who Were Secretly Total Badasses

One of the small comforts of watching a movie is knowing that, yeah, those guys might be idols up on the big screen, but off-camera they’re probably just like the rest of us: 30 pounds overweight, living in an abandoned semi-truck cab and selling weed for denture money. But every now and then, we come across actors whose real lives are even more incredible than their fake ones. Like these 11 Celebrities Who Were Secretly Total Badasses.

66 Women Who Wowed 2010

This is about that time when every site releases their annual lists of the best and worst that went down in the calendar year. It’s a time for everyone to reflect on all the memorable moments; to place a bow on the past and send it packing as we welcome Baby New Year. For the past couple years, COED has released our annual “Women That Wowed” list (here’s 2008 and 2009). It’s a rundown of the females in pop culture who made an impression on us – whether it was for posing nude, declaring their sexuality, or for demanding oral sex. Is it always about sex? No. Some of the ladies on this list might surprise you. They sure surprised us.

COED’s Drinks of the Week: The Screaming Lizard, Double Bogey, and Killer Bee

Just in time for the weekend, COED’s weekly booze review is here to help quench your thirst. This week we take a look at Barenjager – a German honey liqueur, a “luxury vodka” called Double Cross, and a micro batch 100% agave blanco tequila - otherwise know as Mejor Tequila.  Okay, let’s do this!

NBA Roundup: The Australian Assassin’s Creed – Stay Out The Paint!

As first semester comes to a close, students around the country wrap up final exams and head home for the holidays. What better way to celebrate the season than by hitting up a few Christmas parties and rocking out with a top flight NBA game on in the background? Miami’s hitting their stride while Carlos Boozer and The Australian Assassin Andrew Bogut dominated the hardwood. More NBA reactions, analysis, and predictions after the jump!

Girls Gone Nuts for Truck Nutz [18 Photos]

There are a lot of dumb things people do to their truck. “Truck nutz” aka “truck balls”, “BumperNuts”, “BumperBalls”, or “truck scrotums” aren’t one of ‘em. For those not in the know, they’re accessories for pickup trucks and other mega macho motor vehicles usually hung from the hitch. This scrote-tastic trend began in 1998 and the US has been balls deep since. Numerous government officials sought to ban the product citing them as “vulgar” and “immoral”. We call them “awesome sauce“. Even more awesome are the classy broads who pose with these dangling dandies. That’s why we’ve compiled this virtual gift basket of babes and their ball bags. We just have 1 question for ya… Did you happen to meet those 2 big mother effers we told you about?

WATCH: Sexy Santa Girls Go Wild at SantaCon 2010

Since we couldn’t successfully pull off any original SantaCon content (and the damn event took place in our home city) we’ll show you how the real professionals get it done. Not only does Asylum.com have a friggen video team but they also have one of those official looking Asylum microphone covers so girls don’t get creeped out when you ask ‘what it’ll take for them to show some boob’. Well done Sirs, mental note taken. There’s nothing like a holiday to inspire the lovely ladies of the New York City area to let it all hang out. This year’s SantaCon was certainly no exception. Watch the video right here…

Girls Gone Nuts For Truck Nutz [Gallery]

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Top 10 Future College Football Bad-Asses

If you excel in high school football, there’s no guarantee you’ll be any good in college. You’d be surprised how many walk ons outperform recruits. The same holds true for stellar college players making the transition to the NFL. Take a look at the past 20 years of Heisman winners. Then again, a handful of current NFL players didn’t… Click to read more

The 5 Worst Ads Posing as Viral Videos

Viral ad videos are a mixed bag. When they work, they work wonderfully, promoting a product while entertaining you all at the same time. When they’re bad, they’re awful, taking up valuable time and bandwidth that could have been spent downloading porn. Here are some of the worst fake viral videos on the Internet, the ones that insult our intelligence and make us want to not buy the featured product all at the same time.

Mark Zuckerberg Is A ‘Meathead’ [PHOTO]

Time Magazine unveiled their 2010 Person of the Year issue featuring an emotionless Mark Zuckerberg, sporting a despondent, almost alien-like facial expression. We couldn’t help but notice the resemblance to another famous despondent alien-like creature… Meathead from the the 1984 teen comedy classic “Meatballs 2″. After adding Meathead’s signature yellow rain hat, we think there’s a good possibility these two fiveheads were separated at birth. Me-Ted… Me-Mark. What do you think?

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