8 British Shows That Should Be Americanized

Laughter is the best medicine. And nobody does humor better than the Brits. It’s the nation that has given us Monty Python, Blackadder and Little Britain. So here at COED we have decided to come up with a tentative list of 8 British shows that should be americanized. Tentative list since translating British shows for American screens wasn’t always successful. See what we mean? But we love British shows. And when there is will, there is a way, right?

6 Reasons Why Taylor Swift Sucks

Taylor Swift has a new album out–”Speak Now”–and nothing I say will stop its success. I realize that. I’m okay with it. But there’s no way in Hell I’m going to let you sheep follow her to iTunes or the record store and make that purchase without knowing in simple detail the six reasons why Taylor Swift sucks. Here goes:

Proof That Halloween Is The Sexiest Holiday Of The Year!

Unless you belong to a swingers club or have an unlimited lifetime membership to one of those hedonism resorts, you probably don’t get to enjoy the kind of sexiness that goes on during Halloween. Just about every day this October, we put together lists, articles, and photo galleries focusing on the hellacious hotness that is All Hallow’s Eve. Why the macabre, goth, and death bring out the sex drive in us is beyond our reasoning. Necrophiliacs must go banana pants. You will too once you check out our top posts from halloween 2010.

The NFL’s Most Notorious Headhunters

In light of the NFL’s attempt to make the game resemble flag football (the less contact, the better), we take a look at some of the most intimidating players the NFL has ever seen. They may try to reduce the pain now, but we’ll always have the past to bask in, past players and present.

10 Retro Teen Stars Who Should’ve Had Better Careers

How many times have you read a film review praising a young actor or actress, only to never hear about him or her again? Too many teen stars begin on a high note, only for that performance – or several – to not translate into adult success. But for every Tom Cruise or Robert Downey, Jr., there are plenty of others who make poor decisions, go off to college, or simply become supporting players and never reach that leading status critics predicted from the start:

How Bad-Ass Are Army’s Camo Uniforms?

I was watching ESPN Goal Line when they showed a highlight of the Army interception and lateral for a touchdown. Being hungover, I didn’t fully realize they had camo uni’s until they cut to a close up. Personally, I think they’re awesome. More teams need to do this. I’m looking at you, Cincinnati Bengals.

8 Conspiracy Theories That May Actually Be True

Everyone has a conspiracy theory. More often than not they are false, whether they were intended to be unverified rumors or simply that it was conjecture that was given credence. The two factors in what can make a conspiracy real is time and facts. Given enough time, facts will present themselves justifying or discounting conspiracy theories. Here are 8 conspiracy theories that may actually be true.

Snooki Pumpkin [PICS]

A friend of mine sent these pictures over. He had a pumpkin carving contest at work and someone created a Snooki. They were even witty enough to have it puking pumpkin guts. This would definitely lead the pack on our 76 Halloween Pumpkins Puking list.

“The Goonies” 25 Years Later: Where Are They Now?

What do you get when you mix a group of outcasts, a rainy day, a curiously hidden treasure map and a deformed kind of sort of Cyclops in the body of a linebacker named Sloth? If you guessed rush weekend at Delta Iota Kappa, you’re half right. You get the quintessential 80′s movie that doesn’t have John Hughes genius finger prints on it: The Goonies. And if something today made you sit up and say, “Man, I feel old” brace yourself. Because “The Goonies” is celebrating its silver anniversary this year.
In honor of the 25th anniversary of this immaculate piece of 80′s cinema, I’m going to catch up with (internet stalk) the Goondock Saints (please let me have coined that phrase) and see what they’re up to now.

Ryan Fox Is Devilishly Sexy (And Busty) Devil [9 PICS]

Let me give you some background on ultra smokeshow Ryan Fox. Back in Septmeber the sexy SoCal model said on Twitter that she would make a perfect Miss COED. After peeping her pics it took us less than 2 seconds to decide who would be that day’s Miss COED. Later in the day we received a special surprise via email, she sent us a few scandalous “Ryan Fox LOVES COED!” beach pics. Ryan is back in full force with Halloween, dressed as a devilishly sexy devil.

9 Best Scenes from Family Guy’s 8th Season

Perhaps Seth MacFarlane was far more invested in getting the The Cleveland Show off the ground that Family Guy fell to the wayside. No matter where MacFarlane’s head was this past year, Season 8 was uneven and mediocre overall. Those moments of un-PC inspiration – the “Down Syndrome Girl” song – were juxtaposed with the not-so-great – the painful 150th episode, “Brian and Stewie,” for instance. In any case, here are some of the top highlights of last season:

And The First Ever Douche-Off Champion Is…

For 4 long weeks, the douchiest douches have done battle to see who will reign supreme as the Douche-Off champion. Our friends at Campus Socialite, Bleacher Report, and Douchebag Maneuvers submitted their picks and we have to say we at COED know our douches. They say douches can smell their own kind. Which is bad for us. Check out our countdown to the Douche-Off champion. Who will it be?

42 Super Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Animated Gifs

The beauty of animated GIFs is you don’t have be a master of the remote control (or the mouse) to rewind and play, rewind and play, rewind and play. Some of us, COED staff included, have spent hours staring at them, in awe of their majestic simplicity. Five seconds of bliss repeated ad nauseam. Previously, we brought you sexually suggestive Katy Perry gifs, jigging boobs, and bad-ass bouncing butts. Now, we present animated gifs of sexy Sports Illustrated swimsuit models rolling around, jiggling, gyrating, shaking, and wasting the rest of your day. See ya tomorrow!

Sexy Irina Shayk Animated Gifs

 

 

 

 

 

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Movies This Week: October 29th, 2010

Paranormal Activity 2 was #1 at the box office last weekend. Hereafter placed fourth. This week features a crotchety old puzzle maker, an infected area, a bad girl, Kristen Stewart as a stripper, and an assassin who’s getting soft. Hey, you can fear the beard, but don’t fear these previews!

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