The Most Shameful Computer In America Winner!

The people have spoken and my hunch proved to be correct. Thousands voted but the most shameful computer in America turned out to be the one still running on Window 98. Seriously, bro? That was two years before the Willennium! Just in time for back to school season the proud owner of the P.O.S. is going to be hooked up with a slick new tech set up. Michael D from Belmar, NJ will receive an incredible HP AMD prize bundle. You’re welcome Mike! Once everything is set up make sure you submit a few pictures to our Facebook group! And if you have a chances to destroy up your Window’s 89 PC on video we’d love to see that too!

Movies This Week: September 3, 2010

After initial estimates crowned “The Last Exorcism” as king of last weekend’s box office, the final tally showed “Takers” edged out the “get out of my daughter, Devil” thriller. By the way, CRAZY ending in TLE. Hopefully, you’ve avoided all spoiler alerts. I didn’t. Frowny face. This week’s entries feature big ass knives, long distance relationships, international espionage, chicks basketball, vampires, dogs, jailbait, Chinese trains, and 9/11. We’re holding your eyeballs hostage until The Discovery Channel starts airing some earth-friendly programming!

40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex

I am 22 years old and consider myself to be pretty sexy. I tend to be attracted to older men. And still, I find myself hooking up with men who have absolutely no clue what they are doing in bed. I don’t mean little things, like being unable to unzip my dress with one hand. Those little things I can overlook. What I can’t overlook is a Law Student’s inability to last longer than 3 minutes.

The Top 10 University Sanctioned Events

We all have it in us to do some truly insane stuff. And everyone will agree that college is the ideal opportunity for such insanity. However, most students aren’t exactly grown-up to the point where they can just leap into their idea without being shoved out of the airplane. Fortunately, there’s always that one ballsy kid that convinces their university to say ‘yes’ to their outlandish scheme. And when the university nudges that idea into motion, the participants fall in like dominoes. Consequentially, a ton of people makes for an awesome event. Here are the Top 10 University Sanctioned Events in college history.

The 5 Worst Ways to Break Up with a Girl

There are countless ways that you can break off a relationship with your girlfriend that can save face for the both of you and end it on civil terms. At the same time, there are five distinct ways to end a relationship that will end with a massive headache and humiliation. Here are The 5 Worst Ways to Break Up with a Girl.

Miss COED: Jessica Lipps

With a name like “Lipps,” she has to be hot. And she is! Meet 21-year-old blond super-hottie, Jessica Lipps. The South Carolina native has been modeling for the past two years, doing mostly fashion and bikini stuff. Unfortunately, she hasn’t landed in any big publications, just yet. But when a model is this flawless, underexposure is temporary.

Everyone Gets Performance Anxiety

Skip the health class on “penis sensitivity training” day? Here’s a recap of what you should’ve learned the, well, the soft way (oh, behave!): The libido can be influenced by the power of suggestion. The force can sway a man’s sexual confidence toward the light or the dark side. Unfortunately, you scare your own one-eyed monster back into his fleshy cage. Don’t worry though, and don’t think less of your coital skills because of this incident. The cliché says it all: it happens to every guy on occasion.

10 Things In A Girl’s Room That Should Scare You Off

You can tell a lot about a girl by what’s in her room. For example, if everything is neat and organized, chances are she’s pretty on top of things. If her room is a pig-sty, she may be more laid back — so you can probably take her as being one of the guys. Too much pink? It could signal a college girl that hasn’t fully grown up yet. Too many childhood toys? Yeah, she’s definitely not looking to grow up anytime soon. However, the color scheme seems like a joke in comparison to so many other things you could find. For your future relationship sanity, here is a list of ten things that should probably scare you off in a girl’s room.

COED’s Open Letter To Freshman of America

Congratulations! We are pleased to inform you that you have made it to the tender age of college-hood, which is anywhere from 11 – 85, depending on your life circumstances. In any event, kudos on filling out the application and having at least some spark of potential. As well as signing /drinking your life away to student loans–or, having convinced your ultra-rich parents to sponsor your four-year long high school graduation party. Here’s to you, Mr. Freshman, one way or another.

Miss COED: Jaymie Feather

OK, hold the phone. We want you to take a good long look at smokin’ hottie, Jaymie Feather. When wast the last time you saw – in person – a chick this hot? Our guess is, not in a hell of a long time. Maybe never! And you certainly didn’t see her standing in your apartment, wearing knee-high socks and adorable little shoes. Because if you had, you wouldn’t be reading this right now.

How To Make a Kegerator

If you’re serious about cold beer, you will eventually find yourself yearning for a kegerator. Finding a used one is hard to do, so you are left with two options: You can buy a new one, or convert an old refrigerator. Even a low-end commercial kegerator will run you $400 or more, and a nice one will be more than $600. If you’ve got a spare fridge, you can build a kegerator for around $200. It’s easy to do, and well worth it so find out how to build a Kegerator here!

10 Jobs That Will Turn You into a Total Dick

Here in America, people can choose pretty much whatever job they want. As long as you get an appropriate education, work hard and keep a good head on your shoulders, your future is what you want it to be. But there are some jobs out there that are guaranteed to wither that charming personality of yours into a bitter, nasty dickwad. So, in no particular order, here are 10 Jobs That Will Turn You into a Total Dick.

Top 10 Stupid-Hot Dumb Chicks

Just because a woman’s famous for her looks doesn’t automatically make her an idiot. But these 10 lovely ladies sure make that a difficult argument to back-up. Throughout their careers, these hot-bodied babes have been proving that you can be successful without having to have a fully functioning frontal lobe. But that doesn’t mean we don’t still want to see them naked! Check out Top 10 Stupid-Hot Dumb Chicks right here!

How to Survive an Epic Night of Drinking

Ever see a few people at a party who are already so wasted they can’t even stand by 10 pm? Or maybe the couple that showed up the bar already in a state which resulted in their ejection about 10 minutes after arriving? Check out these handy pointers to survive your next marathon of a Saturday night and outlast the rest of your friends with ease. It might sound simple, but we all already know how easy it is to screw everything up.

COED Takes Over The AXE Lounge In The Hamptons

The summer of 2010 is wrapping up so AXE decided to bring COED out to the Hamptons to test their new line of hair products and visit the AXE Lounge. Our trip begin on Saturday morning and wrapped up Sunday afternoon, it was a full weekend adventure packed into a 24 hour period. Read on about the adventure than check out all 50 pictures from the weekend.

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