Top 5 Dorm Room Munchies

Imagine the scenario: The dining hall is closed.  Feeling trapped in the Dorm (or simply too stoned to venture out).  What does one do for a serious case of the inevitable munchies? Well, here’s a survival list of top 5 necessary hunger-alleviating remedies for those smoking scenarios and, well, just for those times studying has the brain fried at wee hours of the night.

5. Can of Pasta

Cold, gooey and when in a jam… absolutely delightful – Spaghettios or any off-brand substitute.  If you don’t have a hot plate or microwave safe bowl… break out the Rambo knife and dig into a can of this for immediate relief.

4. Chips

Cliche for sure, but can hit the spot no less.  Funyuns or rippled potato chips.  Whatever crumbs one can find is far better than nothing at all.

3. Peanut Butter

Yes!  Someone close by, if not in your own stash of old and forgotten closet goodies, will have this staple of every college student’s diet (unless you’re allergic of course).  On a stale cracker or straight outta the jar… will do wonders for the munchies.

2. Pizza

The friggin’ god of munchie-relieving food groups.  If you can scrape up the cash and you’re still able to dial the phone properly… order a large with plenty of toppings.  Better safe than sorry on the extras.

1. Aqua

That’s right… water!  Especially if the munchies were brought on by partaking in cannabis related activity – this is crucial.  No, it won’t stop hunger, but chronic dryness is even worse than a rumbling belly. Water by bottle, water by fountain, water by faucet is fine.  Just no water by toilet – don’t be that guy!