Which Kim Kardashian Do You Prefer?

• Which Kim Kardashian do you prefer?

• 50 best female wardrobe malfunctions

• Before Drake was Drake

• Does size really matter?

• Olivia Wilde is…

• Don’t mess with an Olympic athlete

• You think Tiger has it hard?

GQ’s 50 Hottest Couples (Kinda NSFW Side Boobs)

Are you still lonely and single and most likely to be found laying on your couch wearing nothing but boxers and fast food wrappers. Well cheer up because even though we can’t offer you any relationship advice, we can offer you the chance to look to at GQ’s smoking hot couples photos. Because if you’re already destined to spend your life alone, why not live vicariously through these incredibly sexy couples.

10 Best Ways to Kill Time at Work

Work sucks. Even for those lucky guys with the dream jobs, it still largely sucks. Which is why things like Facebook, Ebay, and solitaire were invented. Without these time-killers every single man in the world would likely have gone postal on their coworkers — which is a lesson to all of you workaholics out there: don’t wait until you are homicidal! Take action now to reduce the pressure that naturally builds from the boredom of the 9 to 5 grind. It’s not wasting time or displaying “poor work ethic.” No, it’s actually saving lives. So use this guide to help you manage that bone-crunching, spirit crushing, mind numbing, endless work related hours of tedious boredom.

Jesus Hates Brazil: Netherlands Advance to Semi Finals

Two things we learned, at least, from the Holland vs. Brazil match today, is that Jesus hates Brazil, and it’s always important to stay Melo. Brazil’s Kaka is the world’s most expensive striker and was expected to be one of the stars of this World Cup. Known for praying on the pitch after the 2002 World Cup win, and for revealing messages like “I belong to Jesus” on his t-shirts beneath his team jersey after scoring, apparently Jesus’ infatuation with Brazilian soccer is at an end.

Netherlands Vs Brazil Model Showdown

Well Brazil took a beatdown today in the World Cup quarterfinals when the Netherlands surprised everyone with a 2-1 upset over the tourney’s favorite . But we’re willing to give the number one team a second chance to prove that they’re the true winners by putting their sexiest models up against the Netherlands’ sexiest models. And while the competition is going to get intense, we’re pretty sure this showdown will make up for the upset today.

America F#%K YEAH! (25 American Demotivational Posters)

There’s no country in the entire world (and dare we say it, the entire universe) more powerful, more respectable, and more willing to risk their lives over a few cool firework displays. And that’s why we make sure to get extra-wasted and extra-sunburnt and extra-excited about hot dog eating contests on the Fourth of July. Because we’re that proud to be living in America, land of the free and home of 429 drunk girls kissing.

76 4th of July Pool Party Girls (PICS)

Happy 234th Birthday USA! To get your 4th of July weekend festivities started off with a bang, we thought we’d pay homage to this great nation of ours in typical COED fashion- We’re throwing a pool party. Remember to wait 15 minutes before going back in the pool after you’ve eaten and walk when chasing tail poolside, it may be slippery.

Top 5 American Badass Athletes

When it comes to Americans there is one thing you can count on — we will gripe and complain about anything and everything under the sun especially when it comes to our neighbors, our government, and every country not just like us. Complain as we may, Americans are the most loyal fans of their sports heroes come rain or shine, especially when they are on an international stage. It helps that we often tend to kick some serious behind whenever the whole world is watching. In honor of those badasses past and present, the research team here at COED has compiled a list of athletes that make us proud to be an American (insert Lee Greenwood song here).

Say Goodbye to the Brazilian Girls: Netherlands Beats Brazil 2-1

Color us shocked because we’re absolutely amazed that the number one soccer team in the world, Brazil, just lost in the quarter finals. Not only were their players insanely good, but they’re sexy soccer underboob photos blew us away. I mean we were rooting for them before there were even 168 booty-ful reasons to root for Brazil.

Miss COED: Jacqueline Grey

Jimmy Traina would be psyched about today’s Miss COED. This 20-year-old from California is an avid reader of Sports Illustrated so we can only assume that she reads Extra Mustard on the regular.

Movies This Week: July 2nd, 2010

This week features vampires battling werewolves battling acne, directional farters, horrible spellers, married brothel owners, and great directors. Tweens in 3…2…1…

Elin is Looking Better Than Ever

• Elin is looking better than ever

• 5 relationship lessons learned from politicians

• 20 things men don’t know about women

• How to blow off the girl you’re dating

• The rules of friends with benefits

• Michael Vick is that stupid

• Wonder Woman gets a reduction?

Sophie Gradon is Today’s Daily Snapshot

The week is quickly coming to an end. So to kick off the slack-off days, we’d like to introduce you to the newly-crowned Miss Great Britain, Sophie Gradon. The super-smokin’ brunette has all the classic British looks we’ve come to know and love, like big, round… eyes. Soft, inviting…lips. And, you know, awesome boobs! High five!
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Is Vince Catizone The Best Beer Pong Player in the Country?

he 2010 Atlantic City Beer Pong Championship took place a couple of weekends ago at the Resorts Casino in A.C. One of the best beer pong players to grace the tables in AC is Vinny Catizone, formerly of “The Outsiders” now 1/2 of “God Given. ” In COED’s interview, we speak with Vinny about the lean rule, friends, enemies, and the rumors the he punched his teammate in the face. You want to challenge him? Better pick up a bad-ass table and get to practicin’, Junior because he’s ranked one of the Top 25 players on Earth.

15 Painfully Funny Fireworks FAILS (VIDEO)

Fireworks have to be the best part about the Fourth of July. There’s just something about loading up on M-80s and bottle rockets that makes you feel like a kid again. Unfortunately for these poor bastards, the whole explosives thing can go so incredibly wrong, it’ll make you think twice before launching that Roman candle out of your ass, this year.

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