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Sick of getting home from work and having to stare at some mundane landscape photo that your heinous ex-girlfriend set as your desktop background? Say no more. We’ll forget that Tuscan field of wildflowers ever happened to your personal computer. FHM understands and that’s why they came out with a stellar line-up of NSFW desktop background for you. Pick out your favorite nude lady today!

TV This Week: Bikinis, Big Brother, and the Paranormal

Just when you think there could not possibly be anything new on TV, the networks come along and give us this week’s schedule. With premieres galore, this week’s television schedule is bound to tickle your fancy. Particularly if you happen to have an inexplicable fondness for Science Fiction and the paranormal…

Guide To Paying on the First Date

Picking up the tab on the first date is always an awkward moment. Do you offer? Do you just sit there looking around the room and wait for him to take it? What do your actions say about you as a person? In this week’s He Said/She Said, we dive into first date etiquette. Who should be grabbing their wallet?

Uruguay Has A Topless Larissa Riquelme Too! [NSFW Photos]

It’s safe to say that the Guay’s are out of control. Just this weekend, Paraguyan hottie Larissa Riquelme said she would get naked despite the fact her team lost their game. And just now we came across this anonymous Uruguayan sexpot who’s already naked! She’s so excited that she can’t even keep her clothes on. Fingers crossed that a Uruguay win means we’ll get a 2 Guays, 1 Vuvuzela sex tape.

20 Goriest Bull Gorings Ever

The annual Running with the Bulls festival kicks off in Pamplona, Spain today. And as everyone knows, no European tradition is complete without a few moronic American tourists hanging around to mess things up. Because nothing says Americans are wildly out of shape like watching our favorite Double-Down eating friends try to run away from an angry 1-ton bull. Don’t believe that a few well-meaning tourists can cause so much trouble? Check out the following and think again.

Katy Perry Colossal Cleavage Collection [96 Photos]

Katy Perry, named the hottest woman in the world by Maxim Magazine, is having quite the year. Not only did she come out with a summer hit, but she also came out with colossal cleavage. And if these boobalicious photos don’t prove that she’s the hottest babe around, than just consider the fact that she’s willing to sleep with Russell Brand — a man who brags that he slept with 80 women a month before settling down with her.

6 Ways To Screw Up Online Dating

Say what you will about online dating — it’s creepy, full of killers, just plain dumb. But it’s a sign of the times, gentlemen, and yields more value than trolling around Facebook looking for former classmates gone fat. At the rate you’re going, you’re just a hair away from winding up on DontDateHimGirl.com. Here’s how to look better on what is – OK fine – a little sad and borderline shady activity. Just tell that to the millions of people who’ve had success on there.

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Miss COED: Heather Fawcett

Heather Fawcett is a 28-year-old tatted up hottie who calls Naples, Florida home. If you like side boobs then you’ll surely enjoy Heather.

Larissa Riquelme to Strip Naked Despite Paraguay’s Loss to Spain [15 New Photos]

Paraguay may have lost to Spain on Saturday, but the rest of the world should feel like winners. Larissa Riquelme, potentially the hottest woman in the world, is so filled with Paraguyan pride that she’s going strip down to show support for her team despite Paraguay’s quarterfinal loss to Spain. Suddenly, Spain’s upcoming match seems pretty boring in comparison.

Scarlett Johansson Fully Nude Pics Have Leaked

Scarlett Johansson. She’s so sexy you’d throw yourself in traffic and be okay with the damage you did to yourself. She’s the kind of lady that your actual lady would be okay with you oogling over and she’s daring enough to take roles that show that she’s more than an ungodly pretty face. And she’ll make out with Sandra Bullock . And now: SHE’S NUDE! ALL NATURAL, BABY!

Casey Anthony’s 30 Raciest Party Pics [PHOTOS]

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Songs Advocating The Love of Mary Jane

Lookin’ for some new tunes to listen to, preferably while you’re enjoying the imaginary view you have of sitting above the clouds as your body feels like it’s floating up to the sky? This list of songs will have numerous tracks from different eras that will please any pot-smoker’s ears as they listen to their favorite plant being praised by the musical genius of several artists whom, too, have found the love of Mary Jane to be irresistible.

How To Win A Bar Fight (And Not Get Arrested)

The truth is, there’s rarely a “winner” in a bar fight, unless you consider getting arrested, banned, sued, or injured “winning.” The absolute best outcome is to come away fully intact, with no injuries, and no stain on your public record or reputation.

So You’re Planning a Vacation With Your Girlfriend…

Going on vacation is never as relaxing as you think it’s going to be — especially if you’re dealing with stressful, uncontrollable situations like jetlag and/or your girlfriend. Make life a little easier on yourself by learning how to handle vacation disasters. Of courses there won’t be as many disasters if you make sure to take your girlfriend to an awesome place that she wants to go.

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