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44 Reasons to Root for Spain in the 2010 World Cup Final

So we’re just going to come out and say it… Germany’s loss to Spain in the WC semifinal today blows. But rather than sulk over what wasn’t, we’d rather celebrate what is: Spain is set to play Holland in Sunday’s big match and they’ll be sporting one of the hottest cheering sections the world has ever known. Trust us, these are girls you’ll really want to get ‘behind’.

Paul The Octopus Goes Six For Six… Spain Advances to 2010 World Cup Final

Paul the Octopus continued his astonishing streak of correctly predicting the outcome of German national soccer matches, with his record now standing at 10-1. The only match he got wrong was the last time Spain and Germany met, in the European Championships in 2008. Now the world is faced with a genuine oracle. The two year-old cephalopod should get a job as pundit for Sky Sports, at least he knows his football.

Lauren Pope: World’s Hottest DJ?

Lauren Pope recently hit the beach in her bikini with her ass-tastic little blonde friend. While she isn’t on the beach Lauren is behind the turntables spinning at some of the hottest clubs. Makes me wonder, is she hotter than these 44 Sexy DJ Babes? I’d say so!

Netherlands Porn Star Handing Out BJs

Have you been trying really hard to combine your love of blow jobs, Twitter, and recurring STDS without any success? Well upstanding gentlemen of America, your day has come. Bobbi Eden, a class act porn star has promised (possibly even pinky swore) that she would give a BJ to every single guy who follows her on Twitter if the Netherlands wins. And she’s not the first lady to make these kinds of heartwarming promises. Paraguayan bombshell Larisa Riquelme promised to get naked if her team won. Of course, these ladies are only following in the grand tradition of Blonde Cora, a porn star who selflessly tried to break the record for giving the most blow jobs.

Guide To Understanding How Fat You Really Are

Are you starting to suspect that your morbidly obese but can’t find anyone (besides an airline attendant) to confirm it? Well stop stressing and get answers! If you have man boobs or resemble any of these men, you’re probably what they call disgustingly fat. But we’re not grossed out by you because we know you didn’t just wake up one day swimming in Double Down wrappers. No, you get fat in 7 stages. And you know what, don’t even try to lose! Being a fat dude has tons of perks!

10 Backyard Car Jump Fail Videos

We’re assuming you’ve watched one or two of those crazy action films where a guy tries to jump straight over a moving car. You’ll agree that for the ones that actually made it, the whole maneuver looked pretty sweet. As for those that don’t…Let’s just say that we found a not so elegant proof that there is no limit to man’s enthusiasm. These people revved up, did what they had to do, and left in a stretcher.

Beware The Boob Stare 2010 [112 Photos]

Like it or not, ladies, it is IMPOSSIBLE for guys to not look at boobs when they’re in our vicinity. No matter how hard we try, our brain is screaming for us too look down and catch as long a glimpse of those puppies as possible. And when we get a really good look, it can totally make our day. But fellas, beware of the boob stare – these days, somebody prob… Click to read more

The 9 Dumbest Cops Caught on Tape

There are idiots amongst us. Most of the time, these idiots are unobtrusive and go unnoticed. But when the dummies are cops, they are armed and dangerous. Here are some of the stupidest cop moments in recent history.

Alix Bromley: “Epic Boobs” Demotivation Girl Revealed (PICS)

There are some mythic creatures so big, so mythic, so epic that we have trouble believing something so fantastical can live in our midst. For years we assumed the anonymous epic boob girl, famous for appearing on the Epic Boobs motivational poster, was just a photoshopped legend. But now we have definitive proof that she not only exists, but that she has name. Alix Bromley is a real live woman with real live boobs who apparently had some trouble accepting that she’s an internet meme. But she can’t really complain because it’s not like she was copy and pasted into one of these 225 demotivational posters.

30 Stadiums In 30 Days Begins July 16th!

Summers are all about going on crazy, unforgettable adventures. That’s why John, a fellow COED editor, and myself decided to turn our love of baseball into a 30-day journey where we would attempt to see all 30 Major League Baseball stadiums in 30 days. Nokia must be crazier than both of us because they not only believed in our vision, but insisted that th… Click to read more

Miss COED: Natalie Mcghie

While most sexy blonds from California call Los Angeles or San Diego home, 23-year-old Natalie Mcghie decided to switch it up and give Sacramento (“it’s not a tumor“) a try. As you can see from the photo above Natalie has been featured in FHM and a few big time men’s magazines.

Holland Heads to Johannesburg

The Oranjemen booked their place in Johannesburg for the 2010 World Cup final with a narrow escape from a Uruguayan side that played with plenty of passion but left it too late in the game before mounting a would-be comeback. Uruguay’s Diego Forlan was again in impressive form and dictated the South Americans’ attack, since Suarez was serving a one match suspension for his infamous handball.

Crazy Sex Could Be Hazardous to Your Health

As young, sexy singles (or not-so-singles), who doesn’t love a rousing bedroom session that gets the sweat running and the blood pumping at full speed? Like, say that new position you read about requires her to stand on her head while you balances on one foot?

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