5 Things Women Wear That Men Hate
July 30, 2010 by ericrandazzo
There’s more than one reason we love to see women naked. Sure it’s easy on the eyes, but it also saves us from having to stare at some of the most horrific fashion to ever be worn. We’re talking clothes so ugly that we can’t focus on anything except taking them off…and running to the nearest bonfire to burn them. Disclaimer: Always remember to keep a simple rule in mind: if a girl asks “does this look good on me?,” say “of course!” This rule operates independently from your opinions.
1. Crocs – First and foremost, these look ridiculous unless you’re a toddler. They come in a wide assortment of nauseating colors, such as ‘Lime,’ ‘Dahlia,’ ‘Sky,’ ‘Pearl,’ and ‘Chocolate.’ Made of plastic, Crocs are extremely conducive to putrid foot odors. Don’t worry, these are conveniently unisex, threatening both femininity and manhood. Usually people wear these to “just relax,” making them distastefully popular on college campuses.
2. Wedges – Another example of footwear that can ruin a good mood. Like Crocs, their disturbing presence attracts your eyes like a streak of mustard across her face. Maybe I’m drawing broad conclusions, but it seems like wedges always come with an attitude. Of course, we’ll never really know if wedges make her moody or if moody girls wear wedges.
3. Babydoll Dress - This thing is called a “babydoll.” Girls seem to think these are sexy, but we don’t know why. Yea baby, it’s short, but are you expecting or something? It does absolutely nothing for a girl’s curves except hide them under flowy material. We’re all for being discrete, but come on, no one wants to hook up with someone who chooses to wear something with the word baby in it.
4. One-Piece Suit- Ah, the one-piece. Risque in days past, this swimsuit now bows down to the bikini. It’s heartbreaking to see college girls with tight stomachs and luscious busts wearing one of these. It just doesn’t really make any sense. Maybe it’s that they don’t want any attention. But they don’t realize that a one-piece will give them attention — but the absolutely wrong kind. They transform any hot girl into a frazzled soccer mom who came to the beach in a minivan.
5. Oversized Clothing - Save the worst for last. Do any of us know what to call these? “Really, really baggy shirts reminiscent of 90s tall-tees” should work. Like the babydoll, these hide her body definition and turn her into a walking square. And unless you’re the kinda guy who gets turned on by right angles, this probably won’t do it for you. She might as well tape a pillow case to her neck and save the fifty spot. They seem to be associated with indie culture, so if she listens to Modest Mouse or tries to get you to wear skinny jeans, she probably has one of these in store for you.
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I actually dont mind women wearing babydoll dresses or overside clothing
Don’t mind the wedges myself, should really have had capri pants on this list. those things suck
Babydoll dresses and wedges are no big deal (I actually like them).
But you forgot Uggs, gladiator sandals and those stupid shoes that try to be ballet slippers.
False. The babydoll/wedge combo is sexy as hell.
Bermuda shorts, ankle boots, and mom jeans make my dong soft
I have never understood the “babydoll” thing.. it looks like a maternity dress!
Are you kidding me, how did Uggs not make the list. I have seen maybe 2 or 3 women EVER that have been able to pull them off.
i like wedges, the stupid g*ddam roman gladiator sandals have got to stop. def boner killer fo sho. i agree capri pants suck cack as well.
Let’s make the list shorter men hate women to wear: clothes in general.
I hate
1. Maternity Shirts on Non-pregos
2. Belts and cinches above midriff. What you want me to think your hips are near your chest?
3. Shoulder Pads
4. Oversized clothes
5. Crocs
I love
1. Chokers
2. Leather boots with skinny jeans tucked in
3. Jeans and T-shirt and baseball caps
4. Black Tights with tight t-shirt below bottom
5. Big Sunglasses
I love when my girl wears baby dolls. It’s very good for easy access to u know what.
Capri pants are an abomination invented by gay men to make women’s legs look like they’re cut off at the knee. Yuck.
I don’t get what’s wrong w/ wedges, but I’m not into feet. I don’t like those long pointy shoes at all, tho. Crocs, meh. Uggs look good with nice legs exposed, as do capris (if calves are nice). Babydoll dresses, like many things women think look good, should only be worn to impress other wimmins (We str8 men DO NOT care about your purse at all – unless we have to hold it or buy it). Oversize clothes just make you look even fatter (really) and one-pieces say OLD. The worst, however, is any hair growing between the nose and the ground. That’s just skeevy. And old. 1960 called, it wants its’ nasty pubes back!
Whomever wrote this article, must be huffing paint thinner. What’s wrong with a 1 peice suit? This is what I hate about American Girls nowadays. They think “slutty” is “sexy”. Look at the way the movie stars in the 1930′s and 1940′s carried themselves. They were classy and elegent, and sexy. They didn’t run around like naked nymphos.
None of these items on the list bother me. This article was stupid.
My husband hates cropped pants and capris. He said that they make women look short and dumpy.
what about those stupid over sized glasses that make girls look like bugs?
this list is beyond stupid. all of those things look good except for crocs.
giant ass sunglasses!!! when she removes them we are surprised to see that she is not cute AT ALL
You don’t like what some women wear. I wish this was all we had to complain about concerning men’s wear. Where do i start? you don’t like one piece bathing suits. Do you want all of us to be almost naked at the beach? What do you guys give us to look at? Big long baggy suits almost down to your ankles, that make your legs look like mushroom stems. Men use to look like men at the beach, now they look like topless clowns. You don’t like capri pants. Again, need i say more about the mushroom stem look you think is so hot. When i see the hip hop look on a guy, feel as though i am looking at a rodeo clown. Women in baggy clothes. What do you want eye candy every minute of the day. The garbage bag look is all you men ever give us. Can you guys stop being so afraid to show a little skin to us. Just a token every now and then? If you find that so painful that it is not an option, could you please at least wear clothes that make women aware that there is a male body under there?
“Ah, the one-piece. Risque in days past, this swimsuit now bows down to the bikini. It’s heartbreaking to see college girls with tight stomachs and luscious busts wearing one of these.”
What about the MAJORITY of women, who don’t have tight stomachs and luscious busts? Women with perfect bodies aren’t the only ones who go to the beach. So don’t complain when you see a beached whale walking around in a skimpy bikini- you asked for it.
This list definitely includes 5 things I hate and would never wear. I can deal with wedges, but I would never wear them myself.