What the Age of your Girlfriend Says about You

With the exception of his hair, who amongst us would not like to be in Donald Trump’s shoes? The man is filthy rich, is capable of turning household items into gold with the touch of a finger, and most of all is married to a much younger, incredibly hot woman. Dig a little deeper into the Donald’s life and you can see that the tycoon has been married three times now. Everyone has an opinion about a guy that trades in his wife for the latest model every few years. He’s a dirt bag, he’s trying to stay young himself. he’s a gross old man, he’s shallow, he’s rich. There are a number of things that the age of your girlfriend/wife can say about the type of person you are.

Curious? Read on and we’ll tell you what everyone’s thinking as you stroll around town with a woman twice your age.

AARP meets Babe with a Pulse

He’s 65, she’s 40. This says one thing about him and one thing only — that he is one lucky son of a gun. How many men in depends can claim that they’re dating a woman who doesn’t mind when their dentures fall out when they’re popping Viagra?

Jail Bait

No one is thinking too highly of you when you start planning your weekends around your girlfriend’s prom schedule and exam week.  Odds are high that most people are hoping that you get whatever is coming to you in prison. At the very least they’re hoping that they don’t miss your cameo on How to Catch a Predator.

Post-Jail Bait

Let us guess. You keep a detailed calendar hanging in your house that has the dates circled for when all the Disney starlets turn 18. You are a dirty boy, but one with morals that has no desire to go to jail anytime soon. You enjoy the stupid, impulsiveness that comes with youth. Either that or you have absolutely no game.

She’s a Little Younger

You enjoy the sense of superiority that comes with being a little older. In fact you get off on teaching her about life and sharing stories about what happened when you were her age (four years ago).  On the other hand, it could also mean you’re just trying to relive your college years vicariously through her.

She’s a Little Older:

Not having to teach a girl how to move can be nice sometimes. And we all know that having one that already knows how to move is great. She’s been there, done that and you like it that you don’t always have to make all the decisions.

She’s a Lot Older

Sure she might be a sexy cougar, but that also probably means that you have some unresolved mommy issues.  It’s nice to love your Mom, but it is not nice to love your Mom.

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