Top Ten Aziz Ansari Moments

You may not know how to spell his name and you may not know how to pronounce it,  but you undoubtedly recognize this little guy’s bearded Indian mug.  His name is Aziz Ansari, and by the end of 2010 he will be a household name.  You can catch him currently in “Parks and Recreation” as lady’s man Tom Haverford and this summer in the Russell Brand and Jonah Hill flick “Get Him to the Greek.” Kanye West and Judd Apatow are huge  fans and you will be too after you check out these Top Ten Aziz Ansari Moments.

10. Aziz confronts racism on “Flight of the Conchords”

Aziz guest appears on an episode of the outrageously funny and underrated show “Flight of The Conchords.”  Watch the racial tension build as Aziz and the guys have words about racism and the differences between Australians and New Zealanders. Don’t worry. You can uncover your eyes, they’re not Australians, they’re New Zealanders!

9. The Hardest Part of Rollerblading

Sinjay just wants to Rollerblade. He didn’t know he has to sign a form that says he’s gay before he can hit the beach.  Sinjay comes out to his parents and wants to hurry things up so he can try out those Rollerblades.  ”Breaking is tough, turns are tough, but telling your parents you’re gay is the hardest part of rollerblading.”

8.Harris

A lot of Aziz Ansari’s stand-up sets come from his 14-year-old cousin Harris.  Harris is a chubby Indian kid who likes Facebook, and watching hour-long syndicated dramas.  This freshman in high school will have his senior quote be “TNT knows drama.”

7. Kanye

Kanye  invites Aziz to come pop bottles with him and Jay-Z at the club.  The craziest part is the after party, which is a little awkward to say the least.  Aziz walks in on Kanye rocking out to his own beats.  Ego-maniac much?

6. Ladies Man

Learn to pick up chicks with the Tom Haverford system.  Ranked 1 of Pawnee’s TOP 5 Best looking Indian Guys.  Tips on flirting, persistence, and don’t forget, peacocking!

5. Coldstone

This is actually part of  Raaaaaandy’s standup set in the Adam Sandler movie “Funny People.” Why can’t you just get a small cup of vanilla?  Like it, Love it, or Got to Have it.  Aziz does his impersonation of someone who is tweaking out for a Coldstone ice cream fix.

4. F-U Ronnie

Ronnie the mall cop has it out for Aziz’s sleazy bath salt kiosk character in the very dark comedy “Observe and Report.” Why would anyone want to blow up the Chick-fila? It is indeed, extremely delicious.  Watch them exchange gentle whispers of F-Us.

3. Justin Beiber

Incredibly annoying pop-star sensation Justin Beiber drops in and tokes up at Raaaaaandy’s recording session.  Raaaaaandy has a hit song on his hands titled “Baby Baby.” Don’t let  Justin Beiber’s baby face fool ya, the tweener earns street cred when he hijacks Raaaaaandy’s lyrics and pops a cap in his knee so he can record his version of the song and call it “Baby.”

2. Raaaaaandy

“If ya’ll are ready to laugh your d*cks off, let me hear ya say yeah!”  Raaaaaandy is the alter ego of Aziz Ansari.  Raaaaaandy’s favorite activity is to receive oral pleasure in places like igloos, rollercoasters, and church.  If you are an Aziz fan you already know all about Raaaaaandy.  As Raaaaaandy would say “This guy knows what Im talking about, this guy knows what I’m talking about, this guy DEFINITELY knows what I’m talking about.”  Followed by a hyperactive crip-walk style dance.

1. Catching A Predator

Human Giant was a great show that originally aired on MTV.  It was the catalyst for Aziz Ansari’s career.  The creativity of the skits were very original and very funny.