What Stays In Vegas Happens In Vegas…

When you think of Vegas you think of gambling. Shortly afterward you think of all of the women, the clubs, shows and sexy vibe that makes Vegas worth the hangover. They have support groups for people who gamble, they don’t have support groups for people who party and get laid a lot. Nobody cares about our troubles. So why should you worry yourself with them. Make this trip to Vegas about care free, mistake making fun, and keep your money where it should be….in some chicks thong. Here’s the best places to have fun when you go to Vegas

Eyecandy Sound Lounge & Bar

Casino bars have always been a nice place to stop for a drink on your way out. The Eyecandy Sound Lounge & Bar has changed all of that. The people at Eyecandy have made it their mission to allow guests to own their experience. You might fill your i-pod with music to put you in the mood for the car ride to the club, but the i-pods always stall behind. At Eyecandy you can take a seat at one of the three “i-pod tables” and submit songs for the deejay to include into his play list, unless you try to slip in some Dave Matthews. The other tables are electronically equip to allow you to make Facebook app. type paintings on them and send messages to other tables. Tired of looking at the men’s bathroom? Fagetaboutit, you can view the place from 6 camera positions or just move your table.  Before you start bitching about your back, don’t worry, they move on their own.

XS Nightclub

If you want to get laid in Vegas, you greatly increase your chances by making a stop at XS Nightclub. The huge 40,000 sq. ft. spot supplies ample room to hunt for the opposite sex, even if your into big game. It always provides plenty of space to for chicks to avoid that guy that won’t stop staring st her. Stalkers beware. If you shake it more than three times your playing with it, if you stare three times your stalking. Hell, if you stare once long enough with a smile a line has probably been crossed. The 26 two-story cabanas, 4 bars and thousands of people looking to leave something in Vegas is plenty of reason for you to make an appearance.

Deja Vu Erotic Ultra Lounge

The best gentlemen’s club in Vegas has got to be Deja Vu Erotic ultra lounge. This place seamlessly combines the sexiness of  adult entertainment with the excitement of upscale night life. Since this isn’t that seedy club full of dudes with their hands in their pockets women patrons feel comfortable packing in. That makes DejaVu the perfect place to meet cool chicks down to party. Possibly even in the glass uni-sex stalls. Don’t worry if you get stage fright, the stalls turn opaque when you lock the door. The awesome light show and bumpin’ system keeps the party going even when the menu isn’t on display. And the drink specials don’t hurt. You’ll be greeted by a topless gal bathing in a martini glass until the gentleman’s club transforms into an after hours hot spot for madmen and women alike, playing rock, dance and trance.

Bite

Vegas shows are a big part of the Vegas razzle dazzle. But you don’t want to see Liza Minnelli or watch one your boys weep at The Lion King. Bite is the most exciting show in Vegas. It follows the story of “The Lord of Vampires” searching for a long-lost mate. He explains that he’s grown tired of the physical satisfaction he’s found with his “Erotic Rock Angels.” In the mean time the rock angels show off their breasts and fangs to the tunes of several 70′s and 80′s rock legends including AC/DC, Def Leppard, Ozzy Osbourne, Guns n Roses and Sister Sledge. The show also includes fits of strength, magic and contortionists. This ain’t your mammy’s stage show. But be forewarned the vampires are known to feed off of the audience at will.

Bootleg Canyon’s Flightlines

One of the crazy places to hang in Vegas doesn’t even serve alcohol. It’s the Bootleg Canyon’s Flightlines, where you can literally fly over the canyons. After orientation there’s a quick ride up the canyon hill and then a 30 minute hike up to the top. Once you reach the top you and your friends are strapped into your own paragliding harness suspended from cable wires (don’t get scared of heights now). The trail consist of four unique runs allowing you a chance to take in the scenery like never before. Some fat guys have been known to reach up to 50 mph.