Free Ballin’ Guide To Shaving It All!

Shaving down there can intimidate most guys.  Think about it, you’re putting a razor blade dangerously close to your balls and one slip can leave you, well, let’s just say it won’t be pretty.  Please don’t fret, if girls can shave themselves to prepubescent splendor then a guy should be able to do just the same (and trust me guys, it’s just as hard to navigate down there for us as it is for you).

Not only is shaving more pleasing to a gal’s eye (I really don’t want to see a bush down there, and I definitely don’t want your hair in my mouth) but it makes you look bigger and it makes sex feel oh so much better.  Think about the skin to skin contact you get from shaved pubic areas- that’s a much better sensation for guys and gals during sex than if you were grinding between 3 inches of wiry scruff.  So if you want to hear some serious moaning while your doing the deed, you’ll listen to me when I give you this amazing advice: Shave it.  Shave it all.

Picking the right shave products are crucial to a close, safe shave.  Here’s a few of the top shave products that you should have been using yesterday to make sure you’re freeballin’ in hairless glory!

The Trimmer

Start your grooming process with a good trimmer.  The Remington Extendable Body and Back Groomer will weed-whack your bush so you have a more manageable, razor-friendly area.  This particular model won’t break your bank and will all but ensure the (relative) safety of your boys (I mean you still have to be a little ginger.)  You can read more about it on the Remington site.

The Razor (I know, it sounds terrifying)

The King of Shaves Azor is affordable (under $10) and will give you a long-lasting close shave.  The pivoting head will allow you to comfortably groom even the hardest to reach places and the four blade design will ensure you get everything off in one stroke- no need to go over the same area twice.

The Lube

Never use plain old water to shave, and please, for the love of God do NOT, under any circumstances shave dry (you’ll thank me for that tip).  Here are my picks for the top five shaving products for dudes.

Every Man Jack Shave Cream: It’s a fragrance-free, sensitive skin formula, so you know that your nether region won’t be irritated.  The hydrating cream uses squalane (pretty much a super moisturizer) to soften and lubricate skin and a light scent leaves your junk smelling delightfully refreshed.

Alba Botanica Aloe Mint Shave Cream: Cooling peppermint gives off a slightly tingling sensation (don’t get too excited) while aloe soothes the sensitive skin down there.  The natural oils soften your hair, making shaving as easy as one-two-three.

Joe Grooming Shave: It’s a thin cream that delivers ultra-moisturizing powers, ensuring your skin is left incredibly soft and smooth post-shave.  The unique aloe-based formula eliminates nicks, cuts and ingrown hairs.

Jack Black Supreme Clean Triple Cushion Shave Lather:  It’s thick, it’s creamy, it’s pretty much everything a man has ever wanted in a shave cream!  The rich lather lifts up hair follicles away from the skin, allowing you your closest shave yet and three protective layers of macadamia nut oil, glycerin and soybean oil offer you a cushion of protection against razor burn and irritation.  If you have any left over you just may have some alone time in the shower- this stuff is that good.

The Real Shaving Company Sensitive Shave Cream: This magical formula comes out of the UK (and guys in the UK always seem to be hair-free).  It’s formulated to moisturize and cushion the skin to protect you from nicks and cuts-your balls stay intact and your hair is gone!

There you go guys, I’ve given you the insight, I’ve given you the product tips, now run off to the shower to debut a new and improved look- I promise your girl will thank you*.

*and me