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Chuck Norris Turns 70: A Norris Fact for Every Ass-Kicking Year

March 13, 2010 Posted in Entertainment, Television

This man has been kicking people square in the head for 70 years and there’s no question that he could still kick your organs inside-out just for breathing the same air as he does.

Asylum.com tried their best but could not find an address for Mr. Norris to send him a birthday cake (made of nunchucks), so they had to settle with a round up of their 70 favorite Chuck Norris facts. One bonus fact first: As decreed by Mr. Norris himself, Norris facts don’t have to actually be, uh, true.

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