The 11 Girls You’ll Meet on Spring Break

By COED Staff

Why do most men consider Spring Break to be the crown jewel of each collegiate year? In a few words: deplorable debauchery coupled with sexual ambiguity followed by not even one ounce of remorse. On Spring Break, no one gives a f^*k what or who you do — as long as you weren’t stupid enough to invite your girlfriend. So let’s take a refreshing dip into the pool of 11 Types of Chicks that you will meet (or for some of you, already met) on Spring Break this year.