Spring Break Guide: Montego Bay Jamaica Mon’

By WallyDu

Spring break is almost here and it’s time to make a game time decision; where will you spend the week laying out, making out, and blacking out? Forget Mexico, forget Florida, and please forget Texas because Jamaica is the only place you’re going to want to go after reading our Montego Bay spring break crash course. There’s a reason it’s one of the top spring break destinations in the Caribbean.

Stay: Doctors Cave Beach Hotel

If you want to be a walking distance from the beautiful beaches women of Montego Bay, than you’ve got to stay at the Doctors Cave beach hotel. This is definitely a nice spot to stay if you’re new Jamaica to this awesome place. They have a great pool full of lovelies ripe for the picking and a grotto bar so close I didn’t bother to measure. Not only will they keep you buzzing but they will also keep you informed about the hottest places to party while your down there. The most important reason you want to stay here is location. In just a short walk you can find yourself on Doctor’s Cave, one of the most popular beaches on the island.

Play: Doctors Cave

Obviously the next place you want to hit is Doctors Cave itself, conveniently located right across the street from the hotel of the same name. This beach is one of the most famous beaches in Jamaica filled with fun stuff beauties and fun stuff beauties to do. You can roll one and go snorkeling or get drunk with your boys on jet skis. While you’re out there check out the ladies tanning, or better yet bouncing on floating trampolines.

Party: Margaritaville at Montego Bay

Margaritaville in Montego Bay is unlike any Margaritaville you’ve ever been to. Just imagine drinks and water slides. Yeah, I know it sounds like fun and it is. Until you go after that chick that had too much tequila and barfed the whole way down. This place is always packed with spring breakers no matter what time of the day you go.  At night Margaritaville turns into one of the hottest clubs on the island. Don’t be surprised if you’re offered some reefer, but extra especially, don’t be a weed hog.

Eat: Groovy Grouper

Don’t think I forgot about the munchies, the place to go is Groovy Grouper. It’s licking fingers good (yeah, I meant to say it like that) no matter whose hand they’re attached to. Within reason. Lit by tiki torches and “personal torches” the place has Jammin’ music from reggae to calypso playing all day long, but I recommend going there for dinner if you don’t want to end up sitting next to a corpse. What I’m trying to say is, there will be some old folks.