5 Ways Tiger Can Win Back Elin
As far as celebrity scandals go the Tiger Woods’ “Sexcapades” are at the top of the list. Unlike other celebrities (with the exception of Dennis Rodman who was found in bed with two women by his wife – Carmen Electra) Tiger didn’t just cheat with one woman but with a multiple of ten. There are probably some women who have yet to surface. This scandal is like the gift that kept giving to the tabloids, but what about the shattered marriage that Tiger and his wife Elin Nordegren now need to work on? As Tiger breaks his silence here are five ways he can win Elin back.
1) Be more inclusive – Clearly Elin feels betrayed by all the lying, but she would feel so much better if Tiger included her in his sexcapades. Next time Tiger steps out on the marriage, ask Elin to join in. She wouldn’t feel left in the dark, and Tiger would be in bed with two women or as the French call it, “A good time”.
2) Bring home a porn star – We have all heard how Tiger had sex with a porn star. Maybe Elin doesn’t feel she can compete with someone of that sexual caliber. Tiger could use his connections to bring home a porn star who could show Elin a few “tricks” of the trade. (I know it’s a dumb idea, but any chance you have to try to nab a threesome I say, “Take it”)
3) Pay her – Their prenuptial agreement called for Elin to receive $20 million after 10 years of marriage. They say
Tiger could have become the one athlete to gross one billion dollars. Just write her a check for a few hundred million, it will be a lot more than she was making as a nanny.
4) Tell her he was thinking of her – Even through all the affairs and lying just tell Elin that no matter what you were doing or who you were doing it with, you were always thinking of her.
5) Buy her a diamond ring – When Kobe Bryant was busted for cheating on his wife Vanessa he bought her a $4 million 8 carat purple diamond ring. Now look at that happy couple. They could be on brochures advertising Disney World.
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…Tiger Woods…At one time, I thought that Tiger Woods was a great husband, a great father, a great spokesperson for all of supporters…NOW, if I never see his name again, suits me just fine…I don't care how much apologizing he does, I would NEVER NEVER believe him…He is a liAr and the father of all lies – HE & Satan run neck to neck…he lied to his wife, his children, his sponsors, his extra partners…what a LIAR….just go away Tiger Woods….
Once a cheater always a cheater. I'm sorry just doesnt cut it. Come on after 15 plus women he has been with, Right!! If he is really sorry and wants his wife back change the pre-nump. Tiger could say if I cheat again ( and he will ) my wife and kids should get everything Tiger owns. Now thats true LOVE!!!
I REALLY THINK HE'S SORRY HE GOT CAUGHT !! WOMEN WAKE UP WHEN MEN HAVE OTHER WOMEN DANGLING it( putting p*ssy in their face ) MEN THEY WILL GO FOR IT GETTING CAUGHT never crosses there minds. Its not about LOVE it about getting some strange to get their rocks off. Why do people label sex-love-emotions in the same breath. sex is sex love is love and people should have sex for pleasure not LOVE. The world would be a happier place
I've been cheating on my wife for YEARS and I can tell you, IT'S NO BIG DEAL except, it seems, it is to all you woman out there. Men cheat because their wifes are lacking in critical areas such as looks, the sexual department, their nagging etc,etc,etc. It's funny how woman forget the marraige vows as soon as the get home from the honeymoon. (honor and OBEY?) I can totally understand Tiger's predicament and wish all of you woman would practice being better wives and then we would'nt be hearing all these stories about men looking for the satisfaction they deserve.
GIVE HER THE MONEY KICK HER TO THE CURB TIGER YOULL HAVE MORE FUN IN LIFE AND NOT WORRY HOW MANY WOMEN YOU SLEEP WITH THE MORE THE MERRRY ER LOL LISTEN (YOU ARE ONLY RENTING THE PUTTY PUGH !!!!!!!!!!! THATS ALL MARRIAGE IS WHEN SHE DECIEDES TO LEAVE SHELL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND RUN ASK MICHAEL JORDEN NEVER NEVR NEVER MARRY AGAIN
I personally think he should divorce her. This marriage will never last. She will never trust him and he will get tired of telling her where he is or who he is with.
Get a divorce and start over with another partner for both of them.
The winner in the mix is Elin, if she takes Eldrick to the cleaners. Eldrick doesn't appeal to anyone. As much as corporate America will try to dupe Americans again, it wont work.
I think that she knew what she was getting into, these women know it is a higher possibility that they will be cheated on because there are always groupies around and I mean for musicians, athletes, congressmen. I think it is crazy that the side skanks and yes that is what they are, who honestly would save year old text messages unless it was for ammunition some day, and they are pissed they were not included in his fake ass apology. I call it fake because a real apology is owed to the wife and kids not the public. And the jerk that said the wife should obey, that is not used anymore, step into the new millennium. If you feel like cheating then get a divorce why satay with someone you don't want? Cheating happens on both sides. meaning men and women cheat. As for it meaning real love if he gave all his money to his wife, that is just bullshit, she was a NANNY, She certainly did not work to earn a penny of that and throwing money at a problem does not make it better it just dresses up the problem.
I think all of you are very rude and do not even try to understand addiction, marriage or anything else. I have been in a 12 step program for years because my husband is an alcoholic. It is a terrible addiction and a life time of work for any addiction. I think Tiger, was very honest in his statement and I felt very bad for him. I have a son that will turn 34 in late FEB., so maybe I am being a mother in this situation and knowing that you have to stick by your children. All of us make mistakes and do things we regret and wish we could take back but I think if the media and the so called fans would leave them alone they will work this out, if ths is true love. Give him a chance!!!!!
6. Cut off his pecker.
Betrayal is death. The death of friendship, or love, or a business relationship. That doesn't mean the marriage must and will end. It DOES mean that the relationship as it was is dead and cannot be recovered. They might stay together for the children, or for financial reasons, bur it will be Hell neverending.
Tiger, however much damage you think you did, its worse. Your children will be marked by your sordid behavior for all their lives. It will come out in their own sexual lives. You have done damage that will not only screw you up, but it will screw up lives for generations to come. Sure, I think your apology was sincere. And I think it doesn't make a particle of difference.
You play good golf. I am sure fans will watch. But as for intra-personal relationships…anyone who comes near you will be poisoned by you…for the rest of your miserable life. I wish never-ending retribution upon you..so maybe you can do the one bit of good available to you. And that is to demonstrate that a no good piece of garbage like you eventually PAYS for it.
I truly wish every man on the face of this earth would read the two "Back to Back" comments by this worthless piece of cow dung! Why, you ask? It shows how EVERY woman thinks in their "hard of hearts"…opps, I'm sorry, I meant "heart of hearts" Surely she see's WTF she is saying for herself? Below her comments I will tell you WTF just in case there are a few women reading this…. because they won't see it either! I guarantee you EVERY man that reads them will see it immediately though! Why, you may ask…. because we MUST HAVE PRE-NUPS idiots!
Karrie Smith says:
February 20, 2010 at 9:19 am
If he is really sorry and wants his wife back change the pre-nump. Tiger could say if I cheat again ( and he will ) my wife and kids should get everything Tiger owns. Now thats true LOVE!!!
Karrie Smith says:
February 20, 2010 at 9:27 am
"Why do people label sex-love-emotions in the same breath. sex is sex love is love and people should have sex for pleasure not LOVE. The world would be a happier place"!
OK DumbA'es… for those blinded by the light… WHY is it that women see fit to label "money, moreover OUR MONEY", with their love and sex….LMAO… but they don't understand why "sex love and emotions are labeled together? MUCK YOU BIatck! One sad day for the women of the world….. because the truth of how they blindly see is RIGHT THERE in that woman's two "back to back" comments!
ONE more thing! I think the people that run this web-site are very VERY cool for posting exactly what someone thinks… It's not all torn apart by someone screening EEEVERY LIIITTLE word! Cool Guys! Thanks for being real…. and for posting real comments! Kudos to you!
Addiction my butt.
THis guy is having multiple affairs, not hiring out prostitutes because he "can't get enough". If it's an emotional lack he feels, then his wife can't possibly stick around for that. It's never going to end. There is no twelve step for that kind of narcissistic insecurity. And how does she ever explain why she says with a person who treats her like a convenience to her kids? Because yes, there is no keeping it from them. She really has no choice but to separate herself and the progeny from him – he's backed her into a corner and given her no options. He's taken her trust, her self respect, and her love for him and twisted it all up onto a ball and thrown it in the trash. If he really "had this problem", he should have trusted her to talk to her about it, rather than doing this awful, awful thing to their friendship, their relationship, their marriage. It isn't about having "more fun", and if it is, then he's a shallow, venal idiot and she and her kids can do much, much better. People who assume she's "laughing all the way to the bank" do NOT understand the nature of any relationship.
Addiction my butt.
THis guy is having multiple affairs, not hiring out prostitutes because he “can’t get enough”. If it’s an emotional lack he feels, then his wife can’t possibly stick around for that. It’s never going to end. There is no twelve step for that kind of narcissistic insecurity. And how does she ever explain to the kids why she stays with a person who treats her like a convenience? Because yes, there is no keeping it from them. She really has no choice but to separate herself and the progeny from him – he’s backed her into a corner and given her no options. He’s taken her trust, her self respect, and her love for him and twisted it all up onto a ball and thrown it in the trash. If he really “had this problem”, he should have trusted her to talk to her about it, rather than doing this awful, awful thing to their friendship, their relationship, their marriage. It isn’t about having “more fun”, and if it is, then he’s a shallow, venal idiot and she and her kids can do much, much better. People who assume she’s “laughing all the way to the bank” do NOT understand the nature of any relationship.
Addiction something hard to get off but i think with power of will
Tiger able to be clean of Affairs .