Celebrity Ultimate Fighting Challenge

February 8, 2010 Posted in Combat Sports - MMA, Entertainment, MMA, Sports, WTF

Two Men Enter. One Man Leave . . .well except for tag team matches.

The folks that decide the crap that gets to be on television have made a rate great move to bring back celebrity boxing, the show that gives “celebrities” gloves and tells them to slug it out with whomever they’ve been feuding.

By Igorderysh

However, Celebrity? A bit of a stretch. Sure we loved watching Rodney King versus one of the LAPD cops that beat him but what say we actually get celebrities next time we throw celebrity boxing. And why we’re teaching Talentless overpaid doucebags Network Executives how to do their jobs – Boxing?? UFC Baby!.

We'll Do It Live! We Don't Write It and We Do It Live!

Keith Olbermann vs. Bill O’Reilly

This 24-hour-news network battle between the kings of the 8 PM time slot escalated so much that General Electric (the parent company of NBC and MSNBC) had to meet with News Corp. (the parent company of Fox News) and agree on a ceasefire.

The rivalry is far from over and the big guys need to air their differences in the Octagon.

Olbermann is a big dude but you do not want to make O’Reilly angry. You wouldn’t like him if he’s angry.

I'm not suggesting you're not a smart guy, those are not easy to tie.

Jon Stewart vs. Tucker Carlson

Jon Stewart has become known for his ability to lambast a person sitting right in front of him, an art form that started on CNN’s Crossfire when Stewart bitch-slapped co-host Tucker Carlson.

The CNN appearance helped Stewart further grow his star to the size it is today while sending Tucker on a downward spiral into obscurity and the scarce TV appearance.

Carlson can’t hold a candle to Stewart in the match of wits but gets the edge over Stewart in the octagon. Stewart is a small Jewish comedian while Tucker needs the money.

Class and respect for women, You're Fired.

Donald Trump vs. Rosie O’Donnell

While Rosie trash talked the Donald, Trump hit back with some vicious attacks that were way outside the realm of gentleman. “F” the highroad huh Donald?

Since the feud, the Donald has had his share of ups an downs (and continues his style of loud mouthing the ups and downplaying the downs) while Rosie left her job on the View and lost out on an opportunity to have her own cable news show. She now has her own show on Sirius Radio.

Advantage to Rosie because everyone knows she has retard strength.

. . .then you must be a gay fish.

Taylor Swift vs. Kanye West

After Kanye’s drunken tirade at the VMAs ended with Swift’s mic being cut before she could respond, everyone has waited with baited breathe for her to strike back. Why do it with words when you can do it with Swift fists of fury?

Advantage to Swift on this one. Kanye is no Ike Turner, plus get a little Hennesy in him and he’ll move like Muhammad Ali -Present-day Muhammad Ali.

Who gave Hall & Oates a radio show? Private eyes ::Clap Clap:: are watching you

Howard Stern and Robin Quivers vs. Opie and Anthony

The radio battle that waged for more than a decade and has spanned two different radio mediums still has not let up. With XM and Sirius having merged, it would be for the best for everyone involved if two of the top shows in the country settled their differences in the octagon.

Advantage Howard & Robin. Howard made them, and he can break them. The guy revolutionized the talk radio format and he’s the most plagiarized man in entertainment. From afar everyone’s a loud mouth, but in person the awe of being in the presence of the King of All Media will be too much for any foe to handle, let alone these closet fanooks. Wait . . .is that . . .Horshack?

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