Beyonce Joins The Legion Of Doom!?!?

By WallyDu

The date was December 31, 2009. While the rest of the world waited for it all to end, Beyoncé reped for all the single ladies in St. Barts. The performer and ever budding business woman earned top dollar that night as the entertainment portion of a super exclusive, star-studded New Years Eve bash. The event was celebration destination number one for the “who’s, who” of the entertainment industry, including the likes of Jay-z, Lindsay Lohan, Bon Jovi and the Gaddafi family.

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Who’s the Gaddafi family? Glad you asked. They are the family of Libyan strongman Mommar Gaddafi, simply known as Colonial Gaddafi. Gaddafi recently became the third longest-serving douchebag world leader in 2009. He has supported countless terrorist groups in the past but in the last few years has restored full diplomatic relations with the U.S. partly due to the abolition Libya’s Nuclear program (which is now back in effect with the assistance of France . . .effin French.  Always the effin French.)

Colonel Gaddafi isn’t the only member of the Gaddafi family with a checkered past to say the least. His son best known as “Hannibal” Gaddafi was rumored to have played host New Years eve, footing the bill for Beyoncé’s no doubt hefty fee. The event marked Hannibal’s 2nd news worthy incident since bashing his girlfriend‘s face in just a week earlier (Libyan model Aline Skaf, 29, who might be a dude – maybe he was pissed (s)he was heavy a johnson).

The bash was thankfully free of violence and presumably politics, however it has left some Beyoncé fans feeling confused. Some feel that  if the U.S. government has decided that the Gaddafi family can be trusted (regardless of the Colonel’s past which includes murdering American civilians, torturing his own people, theft, rape, pulled the “DO NOT REMOVE” tags off his mattresses) then how can we expect Beyoncé to see past the veil. Besides, if we don’t continue to take their Super Sweet 16 money, they win. While others feel the single lady, Jay-z, Lindsay Lohan, Bon Jovi are traitors, or at the very least complete sell-outs.

Personally, I’d rather the Gaddafi’s spend their money on “B”‘s sexy shakin’ ass than a nuclear weapons program or terrorism, but regardless of anyone’s stance, emotions run high on the debate.  So much so that the word is that Beyoncé has since given her fee to charity (although it has yet been confirmed). Beyonce’s official website says the party was infact technically hosted by Muatsim-Billah Gaddafi, not his brother Moutassim Bilal “Hannibal” Gaddafi, as reported in the press.

Reportedly, Jay and Beyonce are performing for Fred Luthor’s Birthday next week, with Bon Jovi opening and Lindsey circling in a Herbie Bug.  No word on if Lex, or the rest of the Legion of Doom will be in attendance.