Jersey Shore’s Jenny “J Woww” Farley’s Hottest Photo Shoot Ever!

January 6, 2010 Posted in 18+, A to Z, Entertainment, entertainment, Features, Girls, Jenny Farley, Pics, Television

Start with a hot chick with a great ass and scientifically engineered rack. Add a generous portion of gasoline. Next, some nitro-glycerine. A goodly amount of gunpowder. Some Uranium 238. Shake well . . .strike an ordinary match – swallow the match . . .(PS – Daffy does his thing at 5:50)

By COED Staff

WWow! Jenni Farley, a.k.a. JWoww, is the super sexy vixen of the house on MTV’s “hit” show (Snook Duck!) Jersey Shore. She’s smoking hot, a laugh riot, and willing to throw down at the drop of a “Fat” comment. Is J Wwow the ultimate fantasy girl?

Well if by fantasy girl you mean “Friends With Benefits“, then we say 100% yes. We’d even give up pie just to be “Friends Without Benefits”, because she strikes us as the ultimate “Wing Girl”. Girlfriend however? Drooling over those photos it’s tough . . .but Pass. JWwow refers to herself as a praying mantis when it comes to relationships with men. She even cheated on her boyfriend – that she claimed to love – on the second episode! Sheesh . . .Jenny say it isn’t so!

(In fairness to the Woww Goddess, she did choose to drink water and eat ham as opposed to cheating a second time. Word to the wise, if you’re ever lucky enough to land this Black Widow keep plenty of Pork and H2O around.)

: . . .and she likes ham!

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12715628 Responses2010-01-06+21%3A30%3A47COED+Staff to “Jersey Shore’s Jenny “J Woww” Farley’s Hottest Photo Shoot Ever!”

Living with Balls says:

January 6, 2010 at 12:18 pm

It's only a matter of time before she starts doing porn.
Brad Wellen says:

January 8, 2010 at 4:01 am

Watch JWoww and the Jersey Shore crew give Michael Cera the guido makeover: http://www.precioustimeny.com/blog/?p=8222
worstpeople says:

January 9, 2010 at 4:34 am

this post is awesome! this is awesome too, check it out: http://worstpeople.wordpress.com/2010/01/09/the-n…
mel says:

January 10, 2010 at 2:17 am

she's super trashy…they really fixed her up in the shoot, she actually looks a little decent. but it takes hours and hours of make-up for that ugly ho
NM says:

January 10, 2010 at 7:08 am

Another spoiled brat. No thanks. Give me someone real.
Dan says:

January 12, 2010 at 4:57 pm

Exclusive Close Up With Ronnie and Sammi…Check It: http://www.precioustimeny.com/blog/?p=8370
p005 says:

January 14, 2010 at 7:33 pm

Jwoww is so sexy if she was my girl I would lick her ass. She is such a tasty chick she makes my cock so hard.
EG Girl says:

January 16, 2010 at 1:25 am

Jenny Farley is doing real good for herself! There might be some haters out there but, she use to be a real big girl(very heavy). Sure, she has a lot of fakness going on but she came from a small town in New York (Eastgreen Bush) what can you really expect? As far as her being a snob, shes far from that. She grew up with her father in a small house and really never had much of anything. Big boobs and some lypo sure shes sexy now who wouldn't be. Shes always got along with guys pretty well, big or small they don't discriminate.
tree says:

September 17, 2010 at 2:34 pm

your attitude belittles you, you get ghetto at the drop of a hat. You are a beautiful women with no control of your emotions.You and the rest of the cast DO NOT REP NJ!!!!! You are the only one from NJ!!! Do not become a dumbass has-been cliche!!! The "Situation" is already a tired figure on TV and he looks like and acts like an ass that never had $$ in his life, so sad!!! y! find and accept your reality!!! It will all come to an end soon, dont be one of those "Where are they now" a-holes featured on HBO or some local shitty channel!!
kim patton says:

January 1, 2011 at 7:58 pm

she looks hot and sexy to me