Awkward Mall Santa Boners

If we’ve learned one thing this year, it’s that boners can be awkward - depending on the time and/or place of arrival. But if there’s one place you definitely don’t want a pop-up visit the the merriest of yule logs, it’s on the lap of jolly ol’ St. Dick Nick. Ouch. (Editors note: There are a thousand holiday puns we could have used. Thought we’d spare you the spew.)

Miss COED: Carolina Rusco

Who ever came up with the proverb “good things come in small packages” must have been thinking of 19-year-old Carolina Rusco. 5’1″ , Peruvian stunner is toned, petite and is in need of a “good candy themed lingerie photoshoot,” she actually said that…I’m not even kidding. What an awesome girl!

The 100 Best Songs and Albums of the 2000′s

Has it been ten years already? It feels like just yesterday I was jamming out to Will Smith while hording guns, ammo and canned goods in preparation for Y2K. WTF? But looking back, the 00′s produced a ton of great music and luckily for us, Rolling Stone assembled a sweet team of artists, critics and industry insiders to recap the best of the best. Check out Rolling Stone’s 100 Best Songs and Albums of the Decade.

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System At Work

• The D.E.N.N.I.S. System At Work

• The 7 Most Painful Plastic Surgery Procedures Are…

• New Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures

• Roof Jump FAIL, Dude Gets Seriously Hurt

• Check Out This Campus Cutie!

• 2009 UCLA Undie Run Video!

• The Tiger Woods Sex Tape Leaked

Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas Blooper Reel [Video]

For the past many years, we typically post a clip of the greatest Christmas song of all-time played by perhaps the greatest puppet band of all-time, The Riverbottom Nightmare Band. But this year, due to corporate greed and copyright infringements, the video is no longer available for viewing in the US. So before you go off blaming YouTube and the Jim Henson Co. for ruining Christmas, check out this Emmet Otter’s Jug Band…

Jakki Degg is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Made famous in the pages of London’s The Sun newspaper as a bare-chested Page 3 model, this 31-year-old pin-up was also featured in Eurotrip – which seems fitting, because we’d take a trip to Europe, to catch a glimpse of this British babe.

Top 20 Worst Possible Facebook Friend Requests

• Top 20 Worst Possible Friend Requests

• Boobs: There’s An App For That.

• Candice Swanepoel Unleashes The Hotness

• 10 Common Car Buying Mistakes

• Perhaps The Most Perfect Women Ever

• Funniest Robert Downey Jr. Picture of the Day

A “Situation” of Gawdy Jersey Shore Guidettes [64 Photos]

Where to begin with Guidos? Since the release of MTV’s Jersey Shore, it’s been tough for me to admit that I was born and bred in the Garden State (even though only one cast member is actually from Jersey). These people are like a cancer on humanity that needs to be ripped out and discarded in a bio-waste facility in Cleveland. Nonetheless, the show is entertaining, if only for their sheer wantonness and clueless stupidity.

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Miss COED: Marielle J

Marielle J is a 20-year-old super hottie from Sherman Oaks, California with a modeling and acting career that is on the cusp of blowing up. She is currently filming a movie called Percy Jackson along side Uma Thurman, Pierce Brosnan and others and has national and global ads for Sketchers, Reebok and AXE being released in the spring. Keep an eye out for Marielle J and when you see her on TV or the big screen just remember that you saw her first on COED.

Who’s Your Vote For Heisman 2009?

In the final USA TODAY Heisman Watch poll Alabama’s Mark Ingram, who would be the third consecutive sophomore to win the award, surged from fourth to first after his impressive, three-touchdown performance in the SEC title game against Florida while Gators quarterback Tim Tebow fell from first place to fifth after struggling in the loss to the Crimson Tide. The five finalist for the 2009 Heisman Award have been announced so it’s time to vote!

4 Christmas Tree Horror Stories

Christmas tree’s are all fun and dandy but they are also bloody thirsty killers that have the potential to turn your holiday cheer into disaster. Anyone remember Clark Griswold and the rabid squirrel from Christmas Vacation? I sure do! Before you go out with your roommates and pick up a beautiful 7-footer at the local garden center check out these four stories about Christmas trees that will scare you silly make you laugh at the pure irony.

11 Fool Proof Gifts for Guys This Christmas

• Send This X-Mas Gift Link To Your Girlfriend

• Scrubs Hottie In A Bikini

• 8 Awesome Celebrity Impersonation Videos

• White Trash Christmas Tree

• Smokin’ Babe Destroys Herself

• 10 Curvy Women In Hollywood

• The Hottie From Dexter

2009 in Auto Tune

If there was one web meme that defined 2009 it was the Auto Tune. So leave it to the internet to apply this over-applied ‘make-any-rapper-a-singer” tool to the year that almost was. I have to admit it’s disgustingly awesome, despite the fact that that Michael Jackson and Tiger Woods are not even a mention. Wait, on second thought…

Rachel Stevens is Today’s Daily Snapshot

We’re not exactly sure what they put in the water in England, but it seems to have some ingredient that makes their women super freakin’ hot, with amazingly rockin’ bodies. The latest proof we have towards this theory is British actress and singer, Rachel Stevens. This amazingly sexy brunette stunner is 31-years-old, and is way richer than you. So, sorry – there’s not a chance.

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