Just Like Tiger (Without the Mistresses)

This Dude's Place is Sparce. Dude . . .a chair? Anything?

For the bargain basement price of only $3,500 (plus shipping) you can have your very own, personal Golden Tee Golf machine, (Hey, before you snub it, add up a year of green fees), sadly mistresses of varying hotness (did you see this one?  Ugh?  Did you have to hit every branch?) not included.

By Jtaddeo

The 2010 Home Edition plugs directly into your HDTV, which allows you to play in high-def.  The cabinet comes equipped with 25 courses, including 5 all new for 2010, and all the features Golden Tee fans love including the ability to Customize Players (male and female), Rounds for 1-4 players, and choice of background music.  (Customizable Groupies and Mistresses Expansion Pack Unavailable as Yet).

It plays like the real deal. Players can make the same moves—backspins, rolls, and fly-bys—as they do at their favorite watering hole. You can even play Skins! (which is a recent new addition to the full size 2010 Arcade edition.

And should you hit shank a ball and throw the machine in the pond in anger, the unit comes with a 12-month *limited* warranty.  (*Warranty does not cover fishing out of pond, or “Pond Damages”).

For more info visit www.goldentee.com.