Alanna Kolette and The Week That Was: December 14th – 18th

This 21-year-old bombshell is just about the hottest girl plastic surgery can buy.  She was born in Oklahoma City, OK and now travels from city-to-city like a bodacious vagabond modeling at auto shows and sleeping in 3-star motels. Alanna did her job so well this year that she was named Miss HIN 2009!

Check out Alanna Kolette’s gallery here!

Friday, December 18th

Hours of Fun for the Whole Family with The Jersey Shore Nickname Generator

Have you found yourself feeling depressed over the lame-ass Christian name your parents branded you with at birth?  Are you tired of every “tool bag with a blowout” swiping your action because he’s got a sweet goomba moniker and you don’t?  Well then say hello to the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator.    With just a few simple keystrokes, you can turn any normal name into one that sounds like a real Jersey Shore Douchebag.  It’s just that easy.  Sorry kids, “The Situation” is already taken.

Thursday, December 17th

Beautiful Brazilian Axe Angels [72 Photos]

If there are two things we love more than anything here at COED, it’s beautiful Brazilian Girls and sexy promo models.  So when I came across these photos of Brazilian Axe promo girls, I felt like I had just won the lottery.

Much like the outcome of our USA Vs. Brazil Supermodel Showdown, American Axe Angels can’t hold a candle to the girls of Brazil. Maybe it has something to do with the water supply or Josef Mengele’s presence in the region after WWII?  Whatever the cause, please Brazil, keep it up.

Wednesday, December 16th

The 20 Most Oogled Women of Playboy 2009

Every December, the internet becomes over-saturated with year-end and top 10 lists ranging from the best songs to the worst trends and everything else outside and in between.  There are even lists counting down the best lists.   It’s all a bit overwhelming if not absurd.  There is one list however, that deserves a bit of special attention COED style… The 20 Most Oogled Women of Playboy 2009.  Of the hundreds of super sexy ladies featured on Playboy.com, these 20 ladies were viewed the most in this year that almost was.

The 8 Most Hilarious Derrick Comedy Videos

The hottest video on the internet Tuesday was without a doubt, Funny or Die’s hilarious I am Tiger Woods parody video starring Donald Glover of NBC’s hit comedy Community.

As it turns out, this was not Donald Glover’s first internet video hit. His internet sketch comedy group Derrick Comedy has been producing wildly original and successful videos (we’re talking 83,000,000 total views!) since their days at NYU.  If this is your first taste of Derrick Comedy, then brace yourself, you’re in for a treat.

Creepy Christmas Taxidermy

Ok, so maybe these stuffed animals aren’t quite as creepy as our 28 Creepiest Taxidermy Creations, but stuffing dead animals for ornamental purposes is pretty damn creepy in and of itself.

Throw in a Santa hat and some Christmas lights and it’s downright disturbing, albeit not as disturbing as this.

Tuesday, December 15th

Cute Girls Licking Strange Things

Let’s face it, there are alot of things we will NEVER understand about women, and by no means does that make us love them any less.   But sometimes their actions are so far beyond any normal rationalization,  that all we can do is sit back and stare with wonder and awe.

Girls licking foreign objects in public is one of these beautiful phenomenons.  We can only imagine what Freud would have to say.  From the people that brought you Freakishly Long Tongue Girls, please enjoy Cute Girls Licking Strange Things.

Scenes From A Redneck Christmas

Growing up in the South, I became pretty desensitized to redneck culture, much in the same way I learned to ignore panhandlers when I moved to NYC.

But despite all the country-on-a-stick stupid sh*t rednecks have contributed to pop culture (ie. truck nutz and deer antler gun racks) you have to commend them on their resourcefulness and sense of humor… especially when it comes to Christmas.

Monday, December 14th

The 13 Sweetest Nerf Toys of All-Time

Over the years, Nerf has become the essential toy box staple for American children, big and small.  Thankfully, kids nowadays are more likely to open a foam ball or a dart gun on Christmas morning than a soap-on-a-rope. It is arguably the best toy company of all-time.

From the classic Nerfoop to the Nerf-N-Strike Rapid fire Raider CS-35, Nerf has changed the way we play with toys. To pay tribute to this awesome company here are the 13 Sweetest Nerf Toys of All Time.

Sexy Girls Sporting Shoulder Pads [32 Photos]

Football may be one the most physically demanding and violent sports on Earth but when you toss models into the mix it gets sexy as hell.

If you enjoyed our previous stories about Sexy NFL Jesrsey Girls and our numerous Lingerie Football League Model Showdowns than you’ll certainly enjoy seeing scantally clad stone cold foxes wearing shoulder pads.