The Top 8 Post-Accident Tiger Woods’ Endorsement Deals

Tiger Woods has always been a darling to advertisers because of his great image, which is why he banked an estimated $110 million in 2008. After his latest encounter with Mr. Tree,  Mr. Fire Hydrant and Mrs. Woods however, Tiger might have some very different endorsements lined up for the future.

Before: TAG Heuer After: TomTom GPS

Tiger helped TAG Heuer develop the world’s first “golf watch,” whatever that is. Now he can help TomTom develop the first GPS system that lets you see potentially dangerous objects like trees on the map.

Before: Tiger Woods PGA Tour After: Anderson’s Martial Arts for Self Defense

Tiger has graced the cover of countless golf video games but now it might be time to get off the couch and take some self defense classes before his wife comes back for round two.

Before: Nike Golf After: Zales Jewelers

He’s sold a lot of golf balls in his career but now he needs to get his wife a golf ball sized diamond. When an athlete needs a “Kobe ring,” Zales is always there.

Before: Gatorade After: Maybelline Concealer

No good tie-in here but the guy needs something to cover up the wife’s scratch marks.

Before: Tiger Woods Learning Center After: Driving School

Perhaps Tiger needs some time away from working on his golf swing to working on his driving skills. It must be the Asian blood holding him back in that department. (Sorry, had to.)

Before: Accenture After: Cochran Law Firm

I don’t care how rich you are, there is only so many times that you can shrug off the cops (just ask Martha Stewart). Woods doesn’t needs Johnnie Cochran…’s son.

Before: General Motors After: Volvo

The times he had in that Escalade were good ones but now it’s time to ditch the gas guzzler and focus on safety. The wife couldn’t be more pleased, no man has ever gotten laid driving a Volvo.

Before: American Express After: AshleyMadison.Com

While second rate credit cards come in handy, Woods might want to put his alleged extra curricular activities into the hands of professional…affair arrangers.

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