Twilight New Moon: Just One Example of Why Vampires Suck!

With The Twatlight Gaga: New Poon coming out this weekend, I can’t help but feel more than a little peeved at how much attention vampires are receiving. More specifically, it irks me to no end to see hordes and hordes upon hordes of women swoon, seizure, and pass out over the mere mention of a vampire. No matter what the flick or show, chicks be lovin’ dem bloodsuckers. Well, I say they’re c*cksuckers!

The 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show & Afterparty (253 Photos)

If sexiness was flammable, NYC would have burned to the ground last night as the world’s top models hit the runway for the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. 13-year VS veteran Heidi Klum hosted the event alongside the super seductive Alessandra Ambrosio, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr & Candice Swanepoel just to name a few. The highlight of the evening was COED fave Marisa Miller who donned a 150 carat…

Can You Spot the Fake Tan?

• Can You Spot the Fake Tan?

• Laura Vandervoort Red Carpet Hottie

• Kim Kardashian Mouth Taped Shut

• Costume Characters Behaving Badly

• Unbelievable News!

• Family Can’t Afford Moving Truck

Twilight Bad. Firelight Good. [VIDEO]

Tweens across the nation are in a tizzy over today’s release of New Moon, the much-anticipated second installment in the Twilight Saga. And as much as we love Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, vampires and werewolves, for our money SNL’s Firelight parody with Taylor Swift as one of the Franks beats New Moon in spades. Twilight Bad, Firelight Good.

Jai Angel is Today’s Daily Snapshot

With a cute face and a rockin’ body Jai Angel is one of the hottest new Amasians on the scene. As you will see from the following gallery Jai can pull off the suspender bra better than any model we have ever seen. As a side note, if hot Amasians are your thing then check out our The 15 Most Beautifully Busty Japanese Babes and enjoy!

Hulk Hogan Got His Ass Beat

• Hulk Hogan Got His Ass Beat

• Leighton Meester Gets Uber Sexy For GQ

• Most Embarrassing Discovery Ever

• Umm…Really?

• It’s Official: Hottest College Cheerleader

• Internet Application For Adults

Smokin’ Hotties Celebrate National Smokeout Day 2009!

Today is the 34th annual American Cancer Society’s Great American Smokeout so it is safe to assume the first victim of this cultural cleansing is the cigarette. And if you ask us, that’s a serious tragedy. Not that we have a smoking fetish, but after checking out all these smokin’ hotties, it doesn’t seem like such a bad idea.

Erin Lucas’ Bonnie + Bonnie Lesbian Kiss Scene Just Made My Day

Erin Lucas is one of my favorite up-and-coming celebrity hotties for numerous reasons. In August Erin did an ultra saultry photoshoot for Maxim Magazine and was recently named to our list of 20 Sexiest Rock Star Spawn. Now, Erin is at it again putting her acting skills to work for a new StyleCaster short film called “Bonnie + Bonnie.” The video is flatout incredible and hint-hint at 2:20 minute mark she has a hot lesbian kiss scene.

College Football 2009 Week 12 Preview: Cheerleader Edition

The college football season is nearing its end. Conference titles are being handed out, bowl game combatants are becoming clear, and emo Senior cheerleaders are beginning to go ‘all out’ five to six nights a week. This week features The Game as an underachieving Michigan hosts Ohio State. Get out your beads and pocket your favorite pint as its getting cold in the stadiums across the nation on gameday.

White Denim/Nudie Jeans Twitter Giveaway Winner!

On November 11th we decided to giveaway a free pair of Nudie Jeans, along with White Denim’s new album Fits (iTunes) on CD, and a full-length vinyl copies of both Fits and White Denim’s first album, Exposion! on Twitter. Now it’s time to announce the winner. Congrats to @TheCountvon from Minneapolis, MN, you are now the proud owner of some Nudie Jeans and good music!

Miss COED: Charlie Kristine

Charlie Kristine of Temecula, California is a skateboarder at heart with model good looks. In fact she even has a custom designed ultra sexy skate deck available online, Tony hawk would be so proud! Charlie is a self proclaimed “adventurous” person and as you’ll see from her photos, loves hand bras, side boobs, tape bras and covering up with various elements that don’t involve clothing at all.

Not-Tim Tebow’s Girlfriend Erin Drewes is a Bodypainted Babe

The day after the Gators won the national championship in 2007, a photo of Tim Tebow with a busty University of Florida brunette showed up on BarstoolSports.com, and the rumor mill went into overdrive. It was revealed that this girl, Erin Drewes, wasn’t really Tim Tebow’s girlfriend but she was smokin’ hot non-the-less.Very little was known about this mystery girl…until now.

South Park’s (Too Many Minorities) Not My Water Park [Video & Lyrics]

Out of the myriad of things wrong with today’s society, we need to thank Matt and Trey for calling attention to one of the greatest underlying causes of racial tension in the United States. Urination etiquette is of course the underlying issue, but as we all learned last night – there are just too many minorities in our waterparks. (To be fair though, there are a growing number of fat white people wearing t-shirts in the pool as well.)

Megan Fox Is Extremely Flexible

• Megan Fox Is Extremely Flexible

• Chicks + Cameras + Mirrors

• 25 Funny Snowmen

• Masturbating For Jesus

• Best Butts On The Net

• The NPH Pose

• ‘Women’s Viagra‘ May Be Coming

Girl Completely Murders The National Anthem

Where Whitney Houston’s singing of the Star Spangled Banner at Super Bowl XXV in 1991 could be considered one of the finest renditions of the National Anthem, this girl singing at a high school football game could go down as one of the worst, right next to Roseanne Barr.

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