Derek Jeter’s Slew of Sloppy Seconds
October 29, 2009 Posted in 18+, Featured Left, Features, Girls, Lists, Pics, Tori Paver
After seeing Derek Jeter with his arm around the First Lady last night, it reminded us how much of a player (off the field) the Yankees captain is. He’s currently hooked up with “Friday Night Lights” hottie, Minka Kelly. But that’s only the tip of the ass iceberg for Jeter. In fact,the list of all the lovely ladies who are now simply Jeters Slew of Sloppy Seconds is still mind-blowing. But I guess this is what you get for being baseball’s most awesome dude alive.
Mariah Carey: 1997 – 1998
Sloppy Seconds: Post break-up with Jeter, Mariah Carey has been linked to a long list of stars including Leonardo DiCaprio, Eminem and Eddie Murphy. In April 2008, she decided to settle down, marrying 27 year-old singer Nick Cannon.
Lara Dutta: 2000 – 2001
Sloppy Seconds: When her time with the “Captain” ended Miss Universe 2000 entered a long relationship with Indian model, Kelly Dorjee.
Jordana Brewster: 2002-2003
Sloppy Seconds: After breaking up with Jeter, Brewster had a questionable/downgrade rebound with Sugar Ray frontman, Mark McGrath. She has since found love (and marriage in 2007) with movie producer Andrew Form.
Adriana Lima: 2003
Sloppy Seconds: Following a short fling with Jeter, Lima dated Prince Wenzeslaus von und zu Liechtenstein for three years and is now with Serbian basketball player Marko Jarić of the NBA Minnesota Timberwolves.
Vanessa Minnillo: 2003 – 2005
Sloppy Seconds: Following her long relationship with Jeter, Minnillo dated Orlando Bloom and Scottie Pippen, and 98 Degree front man and Jessica Simpson’s ex, Nick Lachey. She is currently with “That 70′s Show” star, Topher Grace.
Jessica Alba: 2004
Sloppy Seconds: In 2004, Alba began dating Cash Warren. The two recently gave birth to their first child, Honor Marie. (Don’t worry, she’s still just as hot, post pregnancy.)
Vida Guerra: 2004
Sloppy Seconds: The world’s most famous ass has been linked to 50 Cent and Jeremy Shockey after her time with Jeter.
Scarlett Johansson: 2005
Sloppy Seconds: After her time with Jeter, Scarlett went on a sex rampage with some major Hollywood stars, including Jonathan Rhys, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto, Josh Hartnett, Justin Timberlake, Wilmer Valderrama and Topher Grace. Two observations – #1: I never knew she was so slutty and #2: She must be a big fan of That 70′s Show. Now Scarlett is married to Ryan Reynolds.
Gabrielle Union: 2006
Sloppy Seconds: After Jeter, Union hooked up with Ludacris and Darren Sharper.
Jessica Biel: 2006 – 2007
Sloppy Seconds: After Jeter, Biel decided to take it down a notch and date movie stuntman Paul Corcoran. After that relationship Biel stepped it up a notch, hooking up with pop star Justin Timberlake. And has since moved on to filmmaker and professional snowboard, York Shackleton.
Jeter’s dating history courtesy of WhosDatedWho.com
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Between A-Rod's money and Derek Jeter's love-life; I'd say Jeter wins!!!
http://jdrourke.wordpress.com/2009/11/05/dearest-…
I LIKE JETER AS A GREAT BASEBALL PLAYER..AS A MAN HE IS A PIG!!!
jetter is a pig…but i like pigs sloopy second please take my # ladyies 215 669 8703
How come they all look like sluts and hookers? Maybe they are! Sounds like they're all doorknobs, everyone gets to take a turn!
Hey Chris:
Get used to it. Men and women will never … got that …NEVER be exactly equal. In many ways they may be equal and women, in fact, are clearly superior in some ways. But God made women to nest. God made men to HUNT and bring home the bacon or whatever. God frowns on one who fouls the nest. Got it, Chris.
So where is that sack of crap Al Sharpton to complain that Jeter is almost exclusivley dating white women??? I think Jeter is right dating who he wants and to look down on it by calling these women "sloppy seconds" and sluts is lousy. I wonder if the writer of this column would have the nerve to post pictures of all their dating partners??? Just goes to show how screwed up the media is that they felt the need to write a crappy story as this, on the other hand thanks for the pictures of these beautiful women. nuff said
Phillies are better then the Yankees wait till next year
First of all Caesar, God doesn't exhist. Unlike you and those other cavemen I've responded to, I can think for myself instead of what society has conditioned me to think. I don't give a rat's ass what your imaginary friend up in the sky supposedly "made" us to do. We have free will. Hunting and nesting? What is this the dark ages? It's 2009 moron. Times have changed and they're gonna continue to change. And as they do, people like you will be left out in the cold. Got it, Caesar?
Jeter is the MAN
did ya notice how many of jeter's pieces are light brown? except for the one chocolate bar and two white ho's, that is. And anybody that would take 50 Cent to bed ought to be given a free pass to Nigeria. Black dudes can have all the fat, white trailer trash they want, but I get pissed when I see them invading the gene pool.
Jeter is free to date anyone he wants. He doesn't have a wife
which is better than some ball players who do.
There has always been a double standard for dating. Men are "sewing their oats" while women are defined as a slut.
Too bad for baseball and romance. Go Jeter!!!!
Jeter's next stop… Eva Green. My next stop… envy.
http://jdrourke.wordpress.com/
It's been a long strange, sexy, trip.
Jeter looks like a monkey..these tramps have really bad taste with guys ;)
very good.