Lucia Tovar and The Week That Was: Oct 17th – 23rd

If you like ‘em good and fiery, you’re going to love Lucia Tovar. The bangin’, 27-year-old Latina grew up on the poor side of Cali, Columbia. She worked her way up from shoe factory messenger to Hooters calendar girl to showing off all of her awesome bod in the pages of Playboy and on Playboy TV.

Check out Lucia Tovar’s gallery!

Friday: October 23, 2009

Super Sexy Sweater Kittens: 2009 Edition

We know, we know: summer ‘09 is over, fall is here and it’s time to hunker down for the brisk months ahead. Which means all the lovely cleavage has gone into hibernation until spring.

But before you go and drink yourself to death from that thought, we wanted to remind you of one of the best parts of cooler weather – super sexy sweater kittens! See, Old Man Winter’s a pervert, too!

Thursday: October 22, 2009

College Football Week Eight Preview: Cheerleader Edition

With Week 8 coming at you at full speed this weekend, we will take a look at the first BCS top ten rankings of the 2009 season.

While Bama fans would probably prefer the AP poll since their Crimson Tide have taken over the top spot, we here at COED are more interested in the BCS because it makes us think of Bottomless Cheerleading Squads…

31 Rarely-Seen Nirvana Photos and Videos

Today, on my way to the COED offices in Chelsea, I walked by this street poster announcing the November 3rd re-release of Nirvana’s 1989 debut album, Bleach.

We’ve all seen Nirvana’s iconic “Unplugged” performance, read all the stories about the bands quick rise and fall with the death of 27 year-old front man, Kurt Cobain. So to celebrate this awesome re-release we want to give you something a little different.

Wednesday: October 21, 2009

G4 Babe Battle: Eva Amurri vs Olivia Munn

Tonight, G4 fans will be treated to a special treat – actress, Eva Amurri (and her perfect tatas) will be filling in for Attack of the Show regular, Olivia Munn. But after seeing the recent video of Eva stripping off pretty much everything on “Californication,” we’re sure AOTS fans will have their horny geekdom satisfied. But this begs the question, Who’s the sexier G4 babe? To get a jump start on the inevitable debate, we’ve put these two smokeshows head-to-head in a G4 Babe Battle. So, who do you think is the hottest host?

Top 5 Liquors You’ve Never Heard Of

Nothing gets a girl hotter than a sharp, trendsetter in the know on the latest Hip Sips . . .ok maybe a set of washboard abs and a Black Amex Card, but neither of those is readily available for under $50 bucks at the local corner liquor shop. So when you’re done cranking out crunches, and listing the bullsh*t jobs (ahem) I mean – “Valuable Work Experience” on your resume, run down to your nearest booze peddler, hold him down and force him to order these brands for your home bar.

The 28 Creepiest Taxidermy Creations

If there’s one career we never considered taking up, it’s taxidermy. Not that we have anything against dead animals. It’s that we don’t understand why the hell anyone would want to spend their life making the dead animals look alive again.

But what we understand even less than that is WTF these crazy taxidermists were thinking when they cooked up these creepy concoctions. Here are The 28 Creepiest Taxidermy Creations.

Tuesday: October 20, 2009

40 Fantasy Fest FAIL Photos

At first, hearing about Key West’s Fantasy Fest, which is filled with mostly-naked, body-painted women walking the streets, alcohol flowing like water probably sounds like the best thing on Earth. But you’d be wrong.

In fact, it’s just a bunch of saggy, middle-aged swinger-types who look like your mom, with crappy costumes and the smell of piña colda on their breath. To show you what we’re talking about, here are 40 Fantasy Fest FAIL Photos.

Sweet Ass Tuesday: October 20th, 2009

Oh hell yes, Sweet Ass Tuesday is back, baby! Yeah! We took a long hiatus on this weekly feature for reasons we can’t even explain (it involves three Vietnamese potbelly pigs and a case of Jack Daniels, that’s all we’ll say…).

But the wait is finally over. This week, we’ve got some of the best booties you’ve ever seen in your entire freakin’ life. So, what are you waiting for? Get on to the ass!

Monday: October 19, 2009

The 20 Most Hilarious Scare Prank Videos

Just after super hot girls in slutty costumes, people getting the crap scared out of them comes in a close second on the list of why Halloween is freakin’ awesome.

So to get you in the mood for pulling heart-attack-inducing pranks on your friends and family, here are the 20 Most Hilarious Scare Videos. Believe us, by the time you’re done with this post, you’ll be hiding in a trash can, hoping you’re not about to get punched in the face. Enjoy!

Sexy Halloween Costume Cleavage Collection [108 Photos]

Halloween is, hands-down, the hottest holiday in America. Not only are there more costume parties in the month of October than you can handle, but each and every one is packed-full of good girls getting as slutty-looking as possible. So instead of just showing you hot costumes, we thought we’d focus in on the best bits: the cleavage. Here is our Sexy Halloween Costume Cleavage Collection. Now, maybe you can help give your girl some suggestions for what to be this Halloween.

The 9 New Urban Music Artists You Need to Know

Roslynn Cobarrubias, Senior Director of Urban Marketing at MySpace Music and member of Billboard’s 2009 list of “30 Under 30″ in the music industry is always ahead of the curve on emerging Urban music acts. She was nice enough to give us the list of “The 9 New Urban Music Artists You Need to Know,” which only includes newly-signed or unsigned artists with one album or less. So sit back, relax, and get up-to-date on the latest urban musicians on the market.