Bill Pullman to Play Father in Inevitable Upcoming “Balloon Boy” Movie

By Andrew

We’re past this whole “Was the Balloon Boys story a hoax” nonsense. Obviously, it’s all bullsh*t. And if you think it might not be bullsh*t, all you have to do is watch this video of the father releasing the g*ddamn balloon to know that it’s a hoax.

Now that we have that resolved, let’s move on to bigger things: Who’s going to play who in inevitable  upcoming Hollywood biopic, “Balloon Boy?” The roll of Falcon is anyone’s guess. Probably Haley Joel Osmond, or whatever. 

But one things that’s not up in the air is who’s to play the roll of Richard Heene, Balloon Boy’s father. Because it’s definitely going to be Bill Pullman. Heene and Pullman are damn near identical. I mean, look at them. They even comb their hair the same way.

So there, it’s decided. Bill Pullman to play “Balloon Boy’s” father. Alright Hollywood, get on it!

As for the Heene family – you crazy sons-of-bitches are totally screwed. The media is going to completely destroy you. So, uh, have fun with that…