With “Dancing With The Stars” in its ninth season, everyone from Chuck Liddell to Tom DeLay has now shown their fancy footwork on national television. So we thought we’d take a look back at the celebrities with the worst dancing skills anybody’s ever used for increased exposure. Here are The 5 Worst “Dancing with The Stars” Contestants.
Jerry Springer
The talk show host was about as bad a dancer as the people on Springer are actors. What made the Springer stay on the show that much more hilarious is that he managed to outlast most of the show’s other contestants thanks to an Opie and Anthony gag in which the radio show had its listeners vote for Springer to stay on the show.
Warren Sapp
Sapp used to be one of the most feared defensive linemen in the NFL, respected nationally, and admired by many. And then he retired.
Since the end of his career, Sapp has attempted stand-up comedy, acting, and worst of all, dancing. In his defense, he was about as graceful as a 350-pound man can be on his toes.
Heather Mills
The Heather Mills freak show that was her stay on Dancing With The Stars was about as genuine as her second leg. Viewers tuned in to see a one-legged woman bust a move while the judges held the same expression as the folks on Britain’s Got Talent when Susan Boyle scored extra points for doing a great Louie Anderson impression while singing.
Besides, everyone knows that the only things that a one-legged woman can do is twirl.
(Sorry, none of him dancing. But this is still a good example of what a train wreck he is…)
Steve-O
Apparently ABC (or whatever the hell channel this crap show is on) did not get a response back from anyone on the D-list and went with Steve-O, best known for letting animals maul him on cable TV.
Steve-O was about as fluent on the dance floor as he is in the art of crocodile hunting but in his defense, his sack was stapled to the inside of his thigh the entire time he was on the show.
Evander Holyfield
Holyfield was once a top heavyweight known around the world but, as all retired athletes, he was relegated to making a mockery of himself. An imposing figure in the ring, Holyfield was about as gracious as Muhammad Ali would be in the ring today.
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I would nominate Master P to this list…he stomped around the dance floor week after week with no grace, refused to wear proper dance shoes (preferring to wear his own design shoes) and when Ashly did present him with a pair of dancing shoes, he threw them to the floor and kicked them, saying “Hell no, I’m not gonna wear those.”
Billy Ray Cyrus was by far the worst dancer ever on the show!!! How could you forget him…
Master P was absolutely THE WORST EVER. And Heather made your list and not him? Obviously, you don’t even watch the show!
Master P … he made a mockery out of a really fun show.
What a douch bag.
I agree. Master P was by far the worst. Lousy dancer, rotten attitude, not a nice guy. Should have been booted the first week.
WOW! Warren Sapp was better than Clyde Drexler, and Master P was Just AWFUL! Who ever put this list together need to go back and view ALL the tapes..I’m just saying…
What about Steve Wozniak
I almost quit watching the show when Master P was on there. How that happened is a mystery!
Yup, have to agree that Master P was the worst ever. Heather would be in the middle of the pack, certainly not in the bottom 5!
How about Tucker Carlson and Tom Delay?
KIM KARDASHIAN! Watching her was painful.
Any credibilty you had was lost after this article. To not have included Master P who should have been #1 is beyond belief. Did you even watch any of the shows?? Including Warren Sapp, Heather Mills, who outdanced so many others that you failed to mention seems to indicate you based this on something other than dancing skills. You better go back to doing the janitorial work there instead of pretending to be what you are not.
Obviously whoever wrote this piece of hurtful twaddle doesn’t watch the show. “everyone knows that all a one-legged woman can do is twirl”?????
I detest Heather Mills for the no talent, gold digging bitch she is, but she gave that one hell of a try and she wasn’t bad. And why insult and be “politically incorrect” to all those who suffer with amputations? Whoever wrote this is an asshole.
I notice you didn’t mention Master P. What a joke on humanity that thing was. Rude, crude, classless and just an all round ignorant assed butthead supreme. But, he got what he wanted out of the deal, PUBLICITY. There should be a rule on the show if someone acts like he did, they are automatically disqualified. PERIOD.
This is the worst group ever,,, gee, professional dancers are in the lead, who’d'a’thunk it, huh? Mya and Carter neither one should be ON the show, they are both pros. DeLay should be and would be in the pokey if it weren’t for his connections, rather like the Lil’Kim incident. She should still have been in jail too,,, but, she was such an ignorant, speech impaired imbecile it was always amusing watching her trying to sound smart (like her first little interview where she explained she’d never heard of the show until her cell mates made her watch and told her she should do that too)? What a joke.
There have been a number of contestants much worse than those listed here.
As much as I dislike Heather Mills, as talentless as I believe her to be, these exceddingly rude comments make me want to jump to her defense…but I won’t
Why not pick on something valid if you want to dis her? She wasn’t bad on the dance floor and that twirl remark insulted every amputee in the country. What I hold against her from the show are her remarks about showing what anyone is capable of, even an amputee. Yes, an amputee who can afford a wardrobe of prothesis that perform differently. I know three people who wear prosthetics and they were luck to get one and it looks like a metal bar with a shoe on the end of it. She made a mockery of the average amputee. “Oh look what you can do if you only try” Most people don’t have one prosthetic that will perform as well as her street leg does.
definately Tucker Carlson and Master P!!!!!!
Plus I thought Jerry Springer was kinda sweet. Smae with Steve O (they both at least took it seriously) Tucker sat there like he was recieving a lap dance and Master Ps flat feet??? Niether even made the list???
Never miss a show but so many people have no business being shown attempting to dance. Marci Gray, Tom DeLay, Tucker Carlson, etc., were pathetic. It’s embarrassing to see their sad efforts. I feel sorry for Cheryl Burke being stuck twice now with hopeless cases.
Cheryl?? What about Edyta? She has drawn the worst, two left feet no talent jerks every season except one. Don’t forget Cloris, what a disgrace she was. Dirty old man is bad, but she is a dirty old woman. Should have been voted out the first week. Just like politics, doesn’t matter what your ability is, just get the most votes………………
I think the whole show is a joke and a mess and I refuse to watch it anymore. The judge Lynn is a mess and is truly biased, and the others are not much better. The show picks people who have no business there, and they pick Black people who either can not dance, or if they can they are judged unfairly such as Lil Kim, and Toni Braxton.