10 Celebrities Whose Boobs Are Just “Too Big”
September 25, 2009 by COED Staff
You might find it surprising for COED magazine to ever admit that boobs can be “too big.” It’s just not our style. In fact, our style is exactly the opposite, most of the time. But sometimes, having a hefty chest isn’t all high fives and ice cream. No, for these celebrities, their ample bosoms have been more a hindrance than a blessing. Here are 10 Celebrities Whose Breasts Are Just “Too Big.” 
1. Lindsay Lohan: “Too Big To Work”
Film chiefs where not happy with the size of Lindsay Lohans breasts and have reportedly spent $millions on CGI to reduce them for the film Herbie: Fully Loaded.
This could mean that Lindsey might find its harder to gain work in future unless she reduces her assets via surgery.
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2. Dolly Parton: “Nothing But Pain”
Dolly Parton’s breasts are as famous as her country music but she says they cause her nothing but pain. The 62 year old now requires eight weeks of rest to deal with the back pain of carrying these puppies around on tour.
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3. Ulrika Jonsson: “Repulsed By Her Breasts”
Ulrika Jonsson said she was truly repulsed by her breasts during pregnancy, and said that “women with larger breasts, are often subjected to other people judging their character by their body shape.”
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4. Kelly Osbourne: “I Want No Bra”
Kelly Osbourne has been open that she hates her boobs, and that she wants a size B or C so that she wont require a bra. She plans to use breast reduction surgery to achieve her goal of smaller breasts.
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5. Pamela Anderson: “Wants Her Original State”
Admittedly, as attractive as she was before surgery, she would not have become the celebrity icon she is today if it was not for her large implants. However in 1999, the Baywatch star was not happy with her big breasts and chose to remove them so she could go back to her “original state”.”
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6. Jodie Marsh: “Just Plain Disgusting”
If you ask us, it just looks like Jodie Marsh’s implants are too big for her breast and chest wall. It appears that she has very little actual breast tissue, just massive implants. We just think that this is just too fake looking and would propose that she should look to reduce these babies via surgery.
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7. Serena Kozakura: “Too Big To Steal”
This buxom Japanese model found out that her large breasts meant she could not make a career out of burglary. A court found her innocent of a crime after it was proven that she could not squeeze through a window due to the size of her bosom.
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8. Chantelle Houghton: “Second Thoughts About Surgery”
The attractive star of British celebrity big brother – Chanttelle says that she is having second thoughts about cosmetic surgery to increase her chest from a B to a 32E. She told Heat magazine that “I wish I’d never had them done.”
Poor Chantelle now has to visit a doctor twice a week to deal with the back pain of having such heavy implants.
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9. Courtney Love: “Hardening And Ripples”
In case you haven’t been awake since ‘92 , Courtney love was lead singer of the 90’s band Hole and wife of now deceased Kurt Cobain. Whilst at first she was happy with her larger breasts, she later reduced their size due to breast hardening and the appearance of ripples on her boobs.
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10. Chelsea Charms: “11.8kg Per Breast”
To be fair, Chelsea is not much of a celebrity, but she does have a Wikipedia page! Unlike the rest of the celebrities here, Chelsea has used her super large breasts to create a career in the entertainment industry.
Now I don’t know about you, but I think these 10000cc –11.8kg breasts are just too big! Or is “too big” just not in your vocabulary?
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#10 is just insane, geez. Must be a pain in the back
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I see this all the time, and I must say they may be fun to play with but what is the point if you can barely reach the women to hold her or touch her. Big is nice but to big is just plain stupid and can hurt them eventually in the end as they get older. I touched base with a few women like this on an online dating site call rainbowofluv. http://www.rainbowofluv.com
no one gets me as hard as Chelsea Charms. Her breasts are NOT too big. In fact I think they could be even bigger. Twice the size they are now.
The terms “too big” and “breasts” do not belong in the same sentence. That is unless they are falseys like half the women on this list. Down with the fake boobs. Bring on the all naturals!
“Too big” is in the hand of the beholder.
What about Busty Heart? Okay, not much of a celebrity, but she has been on TV a few times and she owns a strip club in Pennsylvania. She crushes beer cans with those things! http://www.bustyheart.com/index2.ivnu
Too big is simply too big. Anything not original equipment. All those gals are a turn off. Beautiful except for the huge boobs. Eyes of the beholder? Not hardly. Even most of the gals regret their implants. Screw with nature, you pay. The old margarine commercial: “It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature!”. BTW, if Pam Anderson says she had her implants removed, how come she still looks like she’s wearing a pair of honey dew melons? If that’s natural for her, she desperately needs breast reduction surgery.
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@Ednonymous Agreed, I’ve personally never seen a pair that were too big. But I guess it’s subjective. To each their own.
#1 – boobs are never too big.
#2 – half of these girls don’t have very big boobs, they are just all ducktaped and squished up together to look that way. in fact a couple of the girls on this list have small boobs compared to most women.
#3 – boobs are never too big.
Sorry, if its more than a handful its a waste.
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I wouldn’t really call many of these celebrities!!!!!
Yeh who is Chelsea Charms?
you guys started out fine until you got to miss Charms her breast are to big she can’t even lay on her stomach unless on here boobs pop
I think all breasts are beautiful. The more natural looking, the better. If they’re causing you trouble ladies, do what you have to do to feel better; even if it requires surgery.
If boobs are natural and the girl is pretty , there is absolutely no thins such as “TOO BIG BREASTS”. Check Jana Defi (aka Maria Swan) if you don’t know her.
“Here are 10 Celebrities Whose Breasts Are Just “Too Big” ”
Their breasts are not “too big” as this mis-worded title assumes. They are actually proportionate to their body size (if you removes the plastic that has been stitched inside their breast tissue).
The title should read:
“Here are 10 Celebrities Whose Breast Implants Are Just “Too Big”
…if you take your subjective opinion as the be-all end -all objective truth.
If the implants are sized properly for the woman’s body, that’s great. It’s when they get them too big that things get ridiculous. The natural ones, well there’s nothing wrong with that.
where’s Diora Baird??