Carmella Garcia And The Week That Was: September 12th – 18th

If you aren’t uncomfortably attracted to exotic super-hottie, Carmella Garcia, you might not be human. Named Miss April 2003, Carmella was then crowned Playmate of the Year for 2004 by Playboy magazine. She was also named our #1 Sexiest WAG of 2007. Yeah, she’s that hot.

Check out Carmella Garcia’s gallery!

Friday: Sep 18, 2009

College Football Week Three Preview: Cheerleader Edition

Top 10 inhabitants beware.  Four of the preseason top 10 have already suffered losses and we are only two weeks into this new young season.

True, true – two of them lost to fellow top 10 elites, but one of them (cough, Oklahoma State, cough) decided to get stomped out by an unranked team.  As conference play begins in the Big 12, COED plans to get you amped up to start pre-gaming with beer pong, sorority raids, 3-story beer bongs, and hours and hours of cheerleader stretching prior to kickoff of Week 3 in college football (all TV times CST).

5 Things You Shouldn’t Tell Your New Girlfriend

Many guys have problems talking to women because we don’t always know what to say. This is a pretty small problem considering that you could be the guy that is telling a girl WAY too much than he should be. Revealing something that weirds the girl out is the number one killer of budding relationships.

Here are five things to avoid bringing up when you are talking to a new girlfriend or a girl you are just trying to go home with.

Thursday: Sep 17, 2009

The 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1

It’s not hard for a bad movie to open on top of the weekend box office chart — a combination of heavy marketing, recognizable stars, and a simple concept pretty much assures it.  Every month, for example, a new bad horror movies comes and goes.

Remember The Messengers, Darkness Falls or Urban Legends: Final Cut?  They were all the #1 movie in America at one point.

60 Freakin’ Hot “Fripple” Photos

It’s getting cold out there, and that means women and their smokin’ bods are going into deep hibernation beneath layer upon concealing layer of shirts, sweaters and coats.

But right now, we’re in a wonderful window between warm and cold – let’s call it Nipple Season.

So we’ve put together over 80 titillating photos that’ll make you ask, “Is it cold in here?”

Wednesday: Sep 16, 2009

The 20 Best (or Worst) “Dayman” Covers

With the gut-wrenchingly hillarious “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” kicking off it’s new season Thursday, we did what any good fan does, and started looking for clips online.

That’s when we came across the episode, “The Nightman Cometh,” which is about a musical written by Charlie. In the musical, they sing the annoyingly catchy song, “Dayman,” which is awesome in its own right. But after a commercial was put together of fans covering the song, YouTube became loaded with clips of people (often badly) covering “Dayman.” Here are the 20 best (or worst, we can’t decide) “Dayman” covers.

Whale Tail Watching [44 Photos]

Like catching a glimpse of cleavage out of the corner of your eye, there’s nothing a man can do to keep himself from staring at a woman’s butt when her thong is sticking out.

NOTHING!

Just a flash of that thing floating just above the waistline is enough to send us into a spat of fantasies so dirty, we can’t even begin to mention them. So instead, we’ll just give you a ton of glorious ‘whale tails,’ and leave the dirty business up to you.

Kristen Gorano Crowned Miss COED September 2009

Congratulations, Kristen Gorano – you’ve just been named Miss COED September 2009!

The competition was tough, but after thousands of votes in the first round, Kristen beat out 20 girls to enter the Final Four.

In the last round of voting, the smokin’ Californian topped Indianapolis hottie, Brandi Hofmeister, blonde stunner Mindi Smith and the ridiculously sexy Brit Charlotte McKenna to take the title of Miss COED September 2009.

Tuesday: Sep 15, 2009

12 Jobs You’ll Do Better While Stoned

Common knowledge tells us that smoking weed while trying to do anything “productive” is a fool’s errand – the two just don’t mix.

And if you’re a lawyer, airline pilot, large crane operator or brain surgeon, that’s probably true. But for many of us, with far less intense jobs, marijuana can actually help you do your job better!

Here are the 12 jobs where weed actually acts as a performance-enhancing drug.

5 Signs You Might Be The Driver Everyone Hates

Driving is a delicate endeavor – not only do you have to make sure you don’t f**k up, you’re effectively putting your life in the hands of everyone else on the road with you.

So it’s no surprise that those who do it wrong can send even the calmest among us into a fit of hate-filled rage. Problem is, most of the people who suck at driving don’t know how truly bad they are. So here are five ways that you can tell if you are the driver that everyone hates.

Monday: Sep 14, 2009

Patrick Swayze Died: Vaya con Dios, Bohdi, R.I.P.

Today we morn the loss of one of our biggest heroes here at COED.

After a two-year battle with pancreatic cancer, Patrick Swayze passed away with his family at his side. He was 57.   But rather dwell in sadness and sorrow for perhaps film’s all-time biggest badass, let’s take a moment to remember the man and the roles that drove us crazy for the Swayze.  And in the words of  Johnny Utah at the end of Point Break, “Via Con Dios” dude.  We will miss you.

Snakes on a Dame [80 Photos]

From Adam & Eve to Samuel L. Jackson, humans and snakes have had a contentious relationship.

But throw on on a half-naked chick, and it changes everything. Instead of being creepy, haunting creatures feared by all, they’re a hot accessory that make the chick seem dangerous and extra sexy.

Not that we want our girlfriends carrying around 9-foot pythons or anything. Wait, yes we do…

Beware The Boob Stare [104 Photos]

Like it or not, ladies, it is IMPOSSIBLE for guys to not look at boobs when they’re in our vicinity.

No matter how hard we try, our brain is screaming for us too look down and catch as long a glimpse of those puppies as possible. And when we get a really good look, it can totally make our day.

But fellas, beware of the boob stare – these days, somebody probably has a camera pointed right at you…