Mr. T Now Sells Light Bulb Ovens… [Video]

So, it’s come to this. It was bound to happen sometime, I know. But I never thought it would effect me in such a profound way. I know, I know – I should explain. I think you better sit down. Are you sitting? OK – the badass Mr. T has… *sniffle*  …has now been reduced to selling light bulb ovens on infomercials…. IS THERE NO GOD?!