Mandy Ashford and The Week That Was: August 10th – 14th

Thankfully for us, 30 year-old Mandy Ashford had her good looks to fall back on when her singing career with the all-girl group Innosense didn’t pan out in the early 2000′s.  Since then, she has appeared in numerous Playboy publications and has made quite a name for herself as an Wild Amaginations girl.  We can’t vouch for Mandy’s singing ability, but if you ask us, her smokin’ bikini body hits all the right notes.

Check out Mandy Ashford’s Week That Was gallery!

Friday: Aug 14, 2009

93 “I’m Crushing Your Head” Photos

Ever since Kids in the Hall’s Mark McKinney’s lonely character, Mr. Tyzik (the ‘Headcrusher’) made a pastime of crushing people’s heads, people have been distorting their perspective, pinching their fingers, and crushing all types of stuff.

From random people to historical monuments to Bill O’Reilly, nothing is safe from these imaginary annihilations. So, without further adieu, let us present to you 93 ‘I’m Crushing Your Head’ Photos.

5 Reasons You’re Not Dating Smarter Women

Let’s face it, try as we might, most of us get stuck across the table from a date who does not know CNN from MTV. The truth is, it’s not the fault of the girl with the bleach blonde hair and fake boobs, it’s yours!

Here are five reasons you aren’t dating women with an IQ higher than their age.

Thursday: Aug 13, 2009

44 Les Paul Les Cuties

It’s a sad day in music land: Les Paul, inventor of both the electric guitar and multi-track recording, has died at 94. We are all mourning the loss of this music-changing innovator, who was as responsible for rock ‘n roll as Elvis (not to mention pretty much all other music you listen to these days). So since we kind of suck at playing the guitar, we decided to honor this guitar legend in the way we know best: with pictures of super hot chicks holding Gibson Les Paul guitars! R.I.P, Les. Now, go play Jesus a face-melter.

Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza Bares All for Maxim

Twenty-three-year-old former Miss Venezuela, Dayana Mendoza became the first Venezuelan to win the Miss Universe contest in 12 years.

She’s spent the last year exhaustively traveling the globe as the hottest woman in all of existence. And now that her reign is coming to an end, she’s done what every woman in her position should do – strip down for Maxim magazine! You know you don’t want to miss these pics!

5 Kick Ass Baseball Fight Videos

Everyone loves a good baseball fight. It’s real, it’s raw and as you’ll see in the third video below sometimes players fight with more than their fists.

Back in the day ESPN’s SportsCenter put together this compilation called Top 10 Baseball Fights in History.

The list is solid but with the latest string of fights breaking out over the last week, we thought we’d put together our own list of 5 kick ass baseball fight videos.

Wednesday: Aug 12, 2009

44 Sexiest Celebrity Beach Butts 2009

Summer – it’s hot, clammy and sometimes unbearable. But if there’s one thing that should keep you happy during these scorching months, it’s super hot chicks strutting their stuff in bikinis.

So to celebrate the summer before the cold winds of fall blow in, we’ve put together a bootylicious collection of the 44 sexiest celebrity bikini beach butts!

Tuesday: Aug 11, 2009

The Gorgeous Girls of G4TV

Nobody covers video games quite like G4. Sure, they have good, all-encompassing content, but what really sets G4 apart from the flock of gaming media is their stable of super hotties they’ve hired to give you the gaming goods.

To honor these badass beauties, we’ve put together this collection of The Gorgeous Girls of G4 TV.

Monday: Aug 10, 2009

How to Date Out of Your League

The holy grail of dating is to actually find a girl who’s hot but is still willing to go out with you.  And as you’ve already figured out, that’s really hard.

But even if you’re not as attractive or as suave as that friend who has so much sex you want to punch him, even if you “have no game,” there are a few ways to tip the scales in your favor.  These aren’t magic bullets.  They’re practical, actionable things that you can do to help you snag that gorgeous girl who it turns out has low enough self esteem to actually go for you.

10 Reasons White People Shouldn’t Dance at Music Festivals [Videos]

After attending the Lollapalooza festival in Chicago this weekend, we became acutely aware of a sad fact: white people should not dance at festivals. Period.

Maybe it’s the drugs, maybe it’s just the whiteness, but there’s just something sad about seeing people make fools of themselves in public.

Just take a gander at these 10 flailing festival-a**clowns, and you’ll see exactly what we’re talking about.

Miss COED August 2009: Final Four

Gentlemen, thousands of you have voted for Miss COED August 2009, and now we’ve narrowed it down to the Final Four. Heading-up the final round of voting is the Houston hottie, April Gutierrez. Next up, Cali super hottie, Amanda Gift, followed by blonde stunner Elaine Alden and the ridiculously sexy Midwesterner Nichole S! So get to voting for your favorite Miss COED of August 2009 and the winner will be announced on Monday!