10 Reasons White People Shouldn’t Dance at Music Festivals [Videos]
August 10, 2009 by COED Staff
After attending the Lollapalooza festival in Chicago this weekend, we became acutely aware of a sad fact: white people should not dance at festivals. Period. Maybe it’s the drugs, maybe it’s just the whiteness, but there’s just something sad about seeing people make fools of themselves in public. Just take a gander at these 10 flailing festival-a**clowns, and you’ll see exactly what we’re talking about.
1. Lollaplooza 2009: The World’s Best Dancer!
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3. Drugged-up Hippie Showing Off His Moves
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5. Stoned Hippie Gets Crazy
6. Weird Raver Dancing His A** Off
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8. Grandma on Disco Biscuits
9. Drunk Guy Chicken Dance
10. Dancing Bluegrass Douche
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That first guy dancing at Lollapalooza was the bEST!! haha, I think that’s definitely one of the more exciting festivals. I definitely want to try and go one year. I’ll catch the excitement during Fuse’s TV special on Saturday—I hope they show this guy too..haha check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw3QFkEDGdM
You sir, are a racist! its not that they’re white its that they’re idiots. except the second guy, hes awesome and should keep dancing.
aHHAHAHAHA – Im glad I didnt get caught on camera!! LOL great entertainment, but I know lotta white ppl who dance great.. so there LOL
Keep up the great entertainment lovin it!!
Submitted between blursts of laughter LOL
Paula
http://WWW.WINEDEVYNE.COM
gla, if that was true, this website would not exist, also we have the best grades and jobs.
Also, may I remind you that this is just a joke.
Non-whites tend to think that when whites make fun of themselves they are serious, but not when blacks make fun of themselves and whites just laugh at what they say, because whites know they are just kidding.
Cant your brain comprehend that.
Also dont feel bad for our *poor* dancing ability (Justin Timberlake, Maria Kotchekova, Michael Jackson lol), we have all the money, the media, and jews lol.