NPR’s Best Songs of 2009 (So Far) Playlist

It’s pretty obvious that if you’re a COED reader, you’re also big into National Public Radio. (Diane Rehm – total hottie!) So you probably already know all about their list of the 30 best albums and 30 best songs of 2009, so far. But on the off chance that you don’t listen to NPR, or even own a radio, then we thought we’d fill you in, so you can stock up that iPod of yours with all the latest, greatest tunes.

Midgets Pulling An Airplane

• Midgets Pulling An Airplane

• Not Pictured: The Wooden Ambulance

• Laugh At This Farmers Misfortune

• Kim Kardashian Is Single Again

• Hot Peppers Make You Puke

• Jay Walkers Get Mowed Down

Laser Guided Doberman Attack

As a man, one of the primary goals of each and every day is keeping fire and sharp objects as far away from my crotch as possible. And at the top of that list of sharp objects is the Doberman Pincher. Unfortunately, when you have an a$$hole dad with a laser pointer, that task becomes infinitely more difficult.

Bar Refaeli is Today’s Daily Snapshot!

sraeli model Bar Rafaeli is, hands down, the hottest supermodel on the scene. Just look at her – when you have a body like that and a face like that and pictures like this, how could you expect anything less!? If you ask us, just have Bar model everything and everyone will be happy. That’ll work, right?…

Apple Tablet Due In September?

Financial Times is hopping on the Apple rumor bandwagon. They’re reporting that Apple will be launching an internet tablet in September. FT is also saying Apple is partnering with music giants to provide videos and liner notes bundled with the new device. Of course that wasn’t enough, Apple is apparently going to be targeting both Amazon and Barnes & Noble…

Sexy Back Dimples [Gallery]

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Punchlines To The 100 Most Offensive Jokes of All-Time

Everybody knows a good joke or two. But often times, the joke is so raunchy, so outlandishly offensive, that most people aren’t willing to admit the sick humor made them laugh. But we realized that with the most offensive jokes, all you need to hear is the punch line to get a good chuckle. So here we’ve compiled the 100 best punch lines from the most offensive jokes of all-time.

Tequila Shots: The Aftermath

• Tequila Shots: Documenting The Aftermath

• 10 Best Mash-up Videos

• Stacy Keibler’s Legs Are Back

• Jumbo Beer Bong

• Bar Refaeli’s Hotness

• Child Miraculously Saved From Burning Car

Miss COED: Claudie Auclair

If you’re not into blonds, that’s about to change. This ridiculously smokin’ stunner is Montreal, Canada super-hottie, Claudie Auclair. The bodacious 21-year-old has appeared in a bunch of magazines, but mostly ones we’ve never heard of since, you know, they’re Canadian. However, she has appeared in a little publication called Playboy. Heard of it? We thought so.

AT&T Is (Still) a Bunch of Punkasses

We here at COED have long thought that AT&T was a giant pile of steaming sh*t, based purely on our cell phone service: constant dropped calls, disappearing voicemail, geriatric-like 3G speeds in New York. But it seems the retarded behemoth of communication has now pissed off pretty much everyone by effectively censoring the Internet.

Harrison Ford Facial Expressions Generator

• Harrison Ford Facial Expressions Generator

• Hot Gallery Of Tub Girls

• Phillies Fan Killed By Phillies Fans

• Sexiest Videos of Hot Girls Playing Pool

• Avril Lavigne Might Be Drunk

• Second Amendment FAIL

Girl Slams Into Bus Roof

When you get a group of teenagers together, you can pretty much guarantee that they’re going to do something stupid and/or dangerous if given the opportunity. In this case the geniuses are pulling some sort of shenanigans in the back of a school bus, which result in this chick getting her ass chucked in the air, hitting the roof. She takes it like a champ, though…

Emilia Attias and the Week That Was: July 18th – 24th

Emilia Attias is a 20 year old Argentine that has done next to nothing in the US. Judging by her pictures it is only a matter of time until she crosses over into the America market.

COED Presents: 27 Pickup Lines Used in North Jersey

On Saturday we hit the town (“the town” being Bahama Mama’s in Hoboken, NJ) to pick up on some lingo (“lingo” being the incomprehensible language of North Jersey Guidos).
North Jersey is full of obnoxious Guidos (this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy, and this guy) that will use just about any ridiculous line to pick up a club … Click to read more

The 10 Types of Guys at the Party

• The 10 Types of Guys at the Party

• Scoring Chicks At The Bar: Skill or Simple Math?

• Mark Buehrle Is Going To Buy Dewayne Wise A Car

• 24 Jobs and 24 Lessons Learned

• Ninja Turtles Are Back!

• Celtics Dancers Finals

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