COED Presents: 27 Pickup Lines Used in North Jersey
On Saturday we hit the town (“the town” being Bahama Mama’s in Hoboken, NJ) to pick up on some lingo (“lingo” being the incomprehensible language of North Jersey Guidos).
North Jersey is full of obnoxious Guidos (this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy, and this guy) that will use just about any ridiculous line to pick up a club slut. Seeing that we were smack dab in the middle of Douchebag Central, we found more Guidos spitting game to their orange-skinned counterparts than you could shake a hairspray can at.
After the jump you will see a collection of pick up lines North Jersey Guidos that were used out of desperation on the most romantic of nights.
What’s on your butt? My eyes!
If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Do you know Karate? Because your body is kickin’
What has two thumbs and loves blow jobs?…… This guy!!!
You better be careful. You’re sitting under a fire sprinkler and your hotness might set it off.
Didn’t anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew…
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I would love to tap that a**!
Hey baby, don’t worry, I get tested twice a month.
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
Hey babe… In high school I got dunked on by Lebron James.
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long
[Kepp Scrolling]
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
You’re so hot, you’re making my beer warm.
Excuse me miss, I’m doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things I need is a beautiful girl.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Haven’t we had sex before?
Do you take dancing lessons, because you can really shake it like a salt shaker.
[Kepp Scrolling]
You make Paris Hilton look like a Teletubbie.
Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the McGorgeous!
Baby, you’re so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
Nice t*ts. Mind if I feel them?
With one touch, I could make you make sounds that only a dog could hear.
Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
Yeah…these lines were all pretty dumb and not even remotely funny – just like Guidos!
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If you're going to rip off the whole theme of another website as well as their photos, maybe it would be polite to give them a plug or an acknowledgment.Sheesh, how unoriginal and chickenshit.
Stop stealing pics…douchebag
Speaking of douchebags…do you think these guys realize how stupid they look?
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Man, know I know why people are always bagging on NJ
Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
That one is my favorite.
"Yeah…these lines were all pretty dumb and not even remotely funny – just like Guidos!"
I don't know, I think this one was hilarious!
"Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?"
Sad part is the wallet line would probably work haha.
They are clearly from South Jersey, Jersey Shore Area… Jersey is still shit, but no where near south jersey
Are you guys kidding? These photos have been all over the internet for the past 2 years! Whatever gay-shit little blog you have, and you thought you "originated them" – you are clueless.
Look up guido on Flickr, Google images or MySpace and they are all there.
As a resident of New Jersey, specifically the Central Jersey shore, I can tell you that this is not New Jersey as a whole. These people are either from north Jersey, Staten Island or NYC that come in and infiltrate our beaches and act like they own it. Don't pigeonhole the entire state for orange-skinned d'bags. And as said in earlier posts, these pics have been circulating for years, and I doubt 80% were actually taken in Jersey.
fags i wish they would come to texas and they all would get fucked up
the guy on pic no 2 has chest acne caused by steroids. damn!
Love the wallet line….
Schmidty
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