Amber Marie Mekush and The Week That Was: July 11th – 17th

Viciously sexy glamour model, Amber Marie Mekush is the kind of girl that you happen to run into at a bar on Sunset boulevard at 2AM, but are way too drunk to have any way of getting her back to your place. And then, for the rest of your life, you end up thinking about that night, and immediately want to punch yourself in the face for not sealing the deal. But it’s OK – she only dates monster truck drivers and guys who’ve accidentally killed their best friends…

Check out Amber Marie Mekush’s Week That Was gallery!

Friday, July 17th

The 10 Most Awesome Old School Nickelodeon Theme Songs

One of my favorite things about growing up in the 1990’s were the Nickelodeon shows.

Freg-face, Artie…the strongest man in the world, Linda Ellerbee, the Orange SNICK couch, Alex Mack’s hot ass…there are very few things in life that pump me up more than reminiscing about old school Nick. Running off the school bus to sit down in front of the TV for hours, Saturday nights spent watching Snick..ahh the good old days.

Quest to Replace the Term “Douchebag”

We hate to say it, but our most beloved insult, “douchebag” has finally run its course. Sure, it might still have a little life left in it, but with everyone from tweens to grandmothers using the word, our culture has become so saturated by “douchebags” that it’s just lost the biting edge it once had. So now, the time has come to put this geezer to rest, and find that new word. But not just any word will do – we need a word that encapsulates all that is wrong with a person, a word that sums up someone’s entire character in the most insulting way possible.

Thursday, July 16th

The Olivia Munn Sex Soundboard

When it comes to hot chicks that actually seem cool, G4’s geek goddess, Olivia Munn takes the sexy cake.

Unfortunately, most of us will never have the chance to even see her in person, let alone have her whisper naughty nothings in your ear. So for the betterment of all mankind, we’ve put together The Olivia Munn Sex Soundboard, the second in our Sex Soundboard series, for your listening pleasure. If only reality were as easy to splice together…

5 Ways You’re Treated Like a Criminal Every Day

Most people are not criminals. Sure, everybody breaks a law or two, here and there.

But for the most part, we’re all a pretty law-abiding bunch. So when you’re not breaking the law, being treated like you are should piss you off. Here are the five most common ways people are treated like criminals, even when they’re not doing anything wrong whatsoever.

Wednesday, July 15th

Too Hot In The Kitchen: 77 Homemaking Hotties

By no means are we suggesting that women should be in the kitchen That’s wrong, insensitive and downright ignorant.

All we’re saying is that when women choose to be in the kitchen, it has to be one of the g*ddamn hottest things we’ve ever seen. We’re not sure what it is, but there’s just something about a hottie stripping down into nothing but an apron and covering herself in brownie batter that makes us feel like men again.

The 13 Most Disastrous Runway Model FAILs [Videos]

When you think of models, the first things that probably come to mind are beauty, elegance, sophistication, class and that stupid television show with Tyra Banks (No, the other one.) But when someone’s that perfect, there’s nothing greater than watching them bust their ass. So we bring to you The 13 Most Disastrous Model Runway FAILs. Remember, just because someone’s better than you doesn’t mean you can’t laugh at their public misfortune.

Tuesday, July 14th

Sweet Ass Tuesday: July 14th, 2009

Gentlemen, welcome to the latest installment of Sweet Ass Tuesday!

Assuming you have eyes (which you must, since COED isn’t published in brail), you can probably get a pretty good idea what this post is about just by looking at the pictures. Yep, that’s right – super hot asses!! It doesn’t get much more simple than that. So take a gander at this week’s derrieres, and remember what’s really important in life. (Yes, the answer is “asses”, again.)

Buxom Ballgirls of the Madrid Masters

The first rule of making something way more awesome is to replace as many parts of that thing with as many sexy chicks as possible. And that’s exactly what Hugo Boss has done with the Madrid Masters, by swapping out the ball boys for smokin’ hot models rocking lusciously low-cut Boss attire, making the game of tennnis that much more sexy. The switch came in 2004, with a mild cry of outrage – something about it taking away from the game blah, blah – but we’re confident you won’t mind one bit.

Monday, July 13th

Nicole Pietrontone Crowned Miss COED July 2009

Congratulations, Nicole Pietrontone – you’ve just been named Miss COED July 2009!

The competition was tough, but after thousands of votes in the first round Nicole beat out 22 girls to enter the Final Four. In the Final Four, the smokin’ Jersey babe topped the ultra-sexy Floridian super hottie, Stevie Lynn Clark, blonde stunner Brooke Banx and the ridiculously sexy City girl Maria Venus to take the title of Miss COED July 2009.

Cheerleaders of Major League Baseball

With Monday’s Home Run Derby and Tuesday’s All Star game kicking off the week, the baseball season is ramping up for its end of the summer push.

And if there’s one thing we love most about every sport, it’s cheerleaders. And believe it or not, baseball actually has cheerleaders! Don’t believe us? Well, just take a gander at these smokin’ hot gals, and you’ll have a whole new reason for singing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”