Quest to Replace the Term “Douchebag”

By COED Staff

We hate to say it, but our most beloved insult, “douchebag” has finally run its course. Sure, it might still have a little life left in it, but with everyone from tweens to grandmothers using the word, our culture has become so saturated by “douchebags” that it’s just lost the biting edge it once had. So now, the time has come to put this geezer to rest, and find that new word.

But not just any word will do – we need a word that encapsulates all that is wrong with a person, a word that sums up someone’s entire character in the most insulting way possible.

We can’t do this by ourselves – we’re going to need your help. So to help us find the new “douchebag”, send us a message on Twitter with your suggestions for the new word. Feel free to make up words and send multiple suggestions.

We will then take those submissions and put them in a poll for a vote to decide what’s going to replace “douchebag”, and we will then implement a COED policy to use that word in place of “douchebag” on all of our articles. Plus, whoever sends us the winning term will be awarded some type of awesome (though yet-to-be-determined) prize. Trust us, it will be sweet.

So get ready “douchebag”, your days are numbered…