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Worst Places to Get a Boner

July 10, 2009 - 10:31 am By COED Staff

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Cory says:

August 11, 2009 at 2:20 am

While sleeping face down…Especially with a large one. You wake up (substitute the length of your dick during an erection) inches in the air and intense pain. TIP: if this happens to you like it does to me once a week, get out of bed. Go get a drink of water. Try the bathroom. Kill time till the pain has subsided and or “its” gone. Return to bed.

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