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105 Counts of Statue-tory Rape (a.k.a Statue Groping)

July 9, 2009 - 4:53 pm By COED Staff

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In the dark, dank pit of perversion that is the human psyched, nuzzled somewhere between necrophilia and jerking off with your left hand, sits the strange desire to do horrible, disrespectful things to statues. Something about their inanimate, helpless nature seems to bring out the rapist in even the most virtuous among us. And if you ask us, that’s f**king hilarious. Posting pics of this was a big trend online two or three years ago, but that’s an eternity in Internet years, so we thought it was time for a comeback, revitalized with a massive compilation of the wickedest statue-touching we could find.

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13 Comments		Posted in Features, Random Crap, Sidebar
		Tags: boob, cop a feel, grope, groping, lick, pervert, statue, statue groping, statue molester, statue molesting

Pearl says:

July 10, 2009 at 1:57 am

People are really marvelous doing many types of funny things.But more than people, its Collector of such incidents. Goof Coedmagazine, keep up such type of collections.
blue says:

August 5, 2009 at 4:51 pm

…and that’s why I never wanna be famous. Great finds, keep up the good work!
Babel says:

September 29, 2009 at 1:49 pm

great
alex says:

October 1, 2009 at 2:21 am

estan muy originales que bien
morningerection says:

October 19, 2009 at 8:19 am

Extremely distasteful and very funny!

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