6 Things You Didn’t Know About The Bruno Movie (Spoilers)

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Last week, we checked out Bruno, and I must admit, the movie blew away my expectations. It’s not just funny, it’s sh*t-your-pants-twice-hilarious. Sasha Baron Cohen really brought his shock comedy to a new level with his latest instant classic. Below we’ve listed “6 Things You Didn’t Know About The Bruno Movie“.

WARNING: This is a massive spoiler post, so if you want to go into the movie with a clean slate, I wouldn’t read any further.

1. There is a minute long scene of Bruno swinging his d-ck on screen – fully uncensored. At the end of the scene, the shlong points straight at you and starts talking. Yes, talking. Now, we highly doubt this will make it into the final cut, but here’s hoping! Or, uh… scratch that.

2. Bruno invites Texas Congressman, Ron Paul to do an interview on Austrian economics. Long story short, Bruno corners Paul in a small green room, rips off his pants and the Congressman to freaks out, calling Bruno “queer” as he rushes out of the room.

3. There is a giant “Taint” on screen in the first 30 seconds of the movie.

4. In the closing scene, Bruno mocks charitable efforts of “Band Aid” when he invites musical icons Chris Martin, Sting, Bono, Elton John, Slash and Snoop Dog to take part in the taping of “Doves of Peace.”

5. When Bruno visits the Middle East to promote peace between Israel and the Palestinians, he asks a member of Al Qaeda why his leader, Osama bin Laden looks like a “Dirty Wizard” and a “homeless Santa Claus.” Bruno’s trip to the Middle East ends with Bruno being chased down the street by blood thirsty Hasidic Jews, while wearing an outfit that looks like a cross between Matisyahu and Little Lord Fauntleroy.

6. Bruno dresses up as a new character, “Straight Dave” and visits Fort Smith,  Arkansas to throw a Blue Collar Brawlin’ cage fight with hot chicks, cold beer and hardcore fights. Little did the crowd know, the event ends with Bruno and his assistant naked in the middle of the ring, diddling each other like drunk chicks at Lake Havasu.

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