Live-Blogging From Apple’s WWDC 2009

Apple’s 2009 WWDC conference kicks off today, with a ton of rumored goodies expected to be announced in the next couple of hours. So whether you’re waiting to find out when you can download the new iPhone 3.0 software, what the newest iPhone looks like or just wanting to see if the zombie-like Steve Jobs makes it for the event, our friends at Gizmodo are live-blogging the whole thing with up-to-the-second updates.

Jennifer Ellison Tops The Week In Re-Boob: June 1st – 7th

Anytime new pictures of Jennifer Ellison surface, it’s a love-hate scenario. We love how freaking hot she is and hate how she continues to cover up some of the best breasts England has ever produced. The frustration continues with Jennifer’s newest smokin’ hot shoot with Nuts magazine. But you know what? Beggars can’t be choosers. We’ll take whatever we can get.

Brett Michaels Nearly Beheaded At The Tony’s

• Brett Michaels Nearly Beheaded At The Tonys

• Why Did You Buy Your iPhone?

• What An Awesome Statue

• This Guy Has A Cool Hobby

• Crazy Exercise Ball Trick

• Brazilian Booty At The Beach

Can Someon Please Explain WTF This Is? [Video]

Seriously, I have no clue WTF this thing is. A messed-up bat? An alien? A headcrab? Like I said, I have no f**king idea. So if someone could please explain to me that this is something at least reasonably normal, I will be able to sleep again. Until then, it will haunt me…

Sweden’s Pirate Party Wins Seats in Freakin’ EU Parliament

The Pirate Party has won a huge victory in the Swedish elections and is marching on to Brussels. After months of campaigning against well established parties, the Pirate Party has gathered enough votes to be guaranteed a seat in the European Parliament.

Jakki Degg and The Week That Was: June 1st – 6th

Made famous in the pages of London’s The Sun newspaper as a bare-chested Page 3 model, this 31-year-old pin-up was also featured in Eurotrip–which seems fitting, because we’d take a trip to Europe, to catch a glimpse of this bodacious British babe.

Freakin’ Hot or Freakshow

At first glance, these super hotties seem perfectly normal – in fact, they look a hell of a lot better than most people. But take a closer look and you realize they’re more like something from the Coney Island Freak Show than world-famous sex symbols. From nubby thumbs to cyborg bellies, these five beauties put the “freak” in “Freakin’ hot!”

The War on Wearing Robber’s Masks [Video]

What would you do if a man walked into your place of business wearing pantie hose? Probably freak the f**k out. But “probably” wasn’t good enough for Australian comedian Chris Taylor of CNNNN’s hit show The Chaser; he had to find out for himself. So he slid a pair of nylons over his head and went to do a little shopping…

Hot Girls Getting Photobombed

• Hot Girls Getting Photobombed

• Kim K’s Big Ass Pushes Pants To The Limit

• Jesus is Japanese

• Megan Fox Versus Vanessa Hudgens

• Tribute to Men Staring at Boobs

• Mr. Potato Head Kicks

Hammer Dance Flash Mob [Video]

What’s better than a regular flash mob? That’s right – a Hammer dance flash mob. This group of people strapped on gold Hammer pants and infiltrated atrendy Los Angeles clothing store to the great surprise of many a skinny-jeaned hipster. I guess this is the kind of awesome stuff that happens when everybody’s unemployed…

Tattoo Creativity at Its Finest

• Tattoo Creativity At Its Finest

• Denise Richards Lesbian Kiss

• Karma Is A Bitch

• Kristen Stewart Looks Satisfied

• Korean Police Know How To Dance

• Patrick Duffy and a Crab Discuss Threesomes

David Carradine: Best Death Ever?

Since chances are good that you’ve already heard about the death of actor David Carradine, you’re likely asking yourself how dying in a Bangkok hotel closet with a shoe lace tied around your d*ck could be good, in any way. Fine – but you might feel a bit differently considering a little-talked-about fact about autoerotic asphyxiation.

Charlotte Thomson is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Twenty-one-year-old bangin’ British brunette Charlotte Thomson is officially the new hottest UK cutie. Winner of FHM‘s 2009 High Street Honeys competition, Charlotte was a finalist in the Miss England competition and landed in the top 100 of Miss Great Britain. And on top of that, she’s been featured tons of mags, from Maxim to Zoo to Nuts.

Facebook Circa 2004: WTF? [Screenshots]

Nowadays, nearly everyone on the planet with access to a computer has a Facebook account. So when we dug up archives, from a mere five years ago, we couldn’t believe how much things had changed. These are screen shots of the Site when it was just the pet project of an ambitious Ivy Leaguer, accessible exclusively by fellow Harvard students. Enjoy!

COED’s Colossal Cleavage Collection

It’s no secret – we love boobs. LOVE ‘EM! And so far we’ve show that love in every way we could think of, devoting hours of work and tons of digital realestate to these magical body parts – side-boobs, underboobs, hand-bras, the list goes on and on. But never have we highlighted the best boob feature of them all: Cleavage. Never, that is, until now!

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