So, it turns out that before Cheers and long before Curb Your Enthusiasm, comedian and actor, Ted Danson was a complete and total creeper. And if you don’t believe me, just take a gander at this quick little clip of Mr. Danson reading from his book of… um, “soft and romantic” pickup lines? I guess you could call it that, if you consider “Honest, I’ll pull out in time” a pickup line.



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