World’s Biggest Alarm Clock = World’s Biggest Nerd Sex Toy [Video]

By Andrew

This dude created the world’s biggest alarm clock, which is not only controlled by a computer, it’s hooked up to hydraulics and pretty much proves that he has no friends. Besides just waking you up (in a way that would immediately launch me into a murderous rage), this thing can also serve as a pretty sweet sexy toy bed – but I’m sure he never thought of that…