David Carradine: Best Death Ever?

By Andrew

Chances are good that you’ve already heard about the death of actor David Carradine, so you’re likely asking yourself how dying in a Bangkok hotel closet with a shoe lace tied around your d*ck could be good, in any way. I understand – but you might feel a bit differently considering a little-talked-about fact about autoerotic asphyxiation.

See, David Carradine, star of Kung Fu, Bill of Kill Bill and all around movie badass, died of accidental asphyxiation – an accident likely caused by the most awesome orgasm of his entire life. I’m talking toe-curling, mind-altering ecstasy. So instead of the sad, shameful act his death appears to be in the harsh public light, Carradine’s exit was probably a pretty good way to go.

Of course, Carradine going out like this is terrible for his family; not only did a person close to them die in a out-of-the-blue accident, but it’s about as taboo as accidents get – and everyone knows about it.

But so what? The guy was 72-years-old. And in my book that’s old enough to die damn-near however without people scrutinizing the details.  And nobody can say he passed away before accomplishing anything in his life.

So before we all go and judge this iconic actor simply as a shamed sexual deviant, let’s realize that he just made a mistake – and payed for it with his life. And if you ask me, there are far worse things than dying with a raging hard-on. I mean, he could have been ripped apart by hyenas. That’s much worse.