The 17 Sexiest Suicide Girls

As you may have noticed, we here at COED are big fans of the Suicide Girls. Crazy hair, badass tattoos, viciously sexy, these ‘alt-porn’ uber-hotties are so smokin’, they’ll have you squeezing into tight jeans and rocking Morrissey t-shirts faster than you can say ‘nipple piercing.’ But out of the vast array of models, we’ve narrowed it down to the 17 Sexiest Suicide Girls. So sit back, grab a PBR and get read to rock out with your… uh, nevermind.

Top 5 Future Aces Of The MLB

Earlier in the week, COED took a look at the “Top Five Future Superstar Hitters Of The MLB,” and now it is time to preview the future of the sport on the mound. With Roger Clemens, Pedro Martinez and Tom Glavine sipping on some tea, kicking back and counting retirement money, we’ll take a look at the top five starting pitchers that are 25-years-old or younger who are sure to be the next generation of staff aces.

Daffy Duck Will Be Blind Soon

• Daffy Duck Will Be Blind Soon

• 10 Things To Avoid In A Facebook Profile Picture

• Danielle Lloyd Nude Relief

• Abstinence + Rock = A Very Crappy Song

• Skateboarder Base Jumps Into Grand Canyon

• Ashton Kutcher Got Punk’d

The 10 Least Snooze-Worthy 2009 Commencement Speakers

Graduation may be an exciting milestone, but the ceremony itself is far from memorable for most people. Not only is sitting in a cap and gown for three straight hours uncomfortable (especially when it’s hot and that itchy rayon is rubbing against your neck), but the speeches are boring… and they go on forever. Oh, and leaving college is incredibly depressing.

Miss COED: Reka Ebergenyi

Have we got a looker for you today, hot damn! Born in 1982, 27-year Reka Ebergenyi is a Hungarian fashion model. In addition to appearing in countless magazines and runway shows around the world, Reka has worked for companies like Victoria’s Secret, and even appeared in the 2003 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

What Are the Drunkest Countries in the World?

• What Are the Drunkest Countries in the World?

• Facebook Puts Your Friend Lists in FbChat

• Male Figure Skating Tries to be Less Gay (Fails)

• Jessica Biel Stripper Video Has Leaked

• Motherlover (New SNL Digital Short)

• Audrina’s Fake Boobs Look Delicious

Awesome Monster Truck Backflip [Video]

I’m not sure why, but for some reason seeing people do backflips just never gets old. But seeing a monster truck do a backflip is pure awesomeness. Where the guy gets the balls to do this stunt, I have no idea. But I commend you, good sir. Well played.

Danneel Harris is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Thirty-year-old super-hottie Danneel Harris is an actress and model raised in Eunice, Louisiana. Best known for her role as “Rachel” in “One Tree Hill,” Harris’s resume includes roles as Kumar’s ex-girlfriend in Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, as well as parts on shows like “JAG” and “How I Met Your Mother.”

Miss COED May 2009 Round One Ends Today!

We’re crowing Miss COED May 2009, and Tuesday is the last day of voting for the first round. On Wednesday, we will narrow the list down to the four Miss COED’s with the most votes will launch the finals. The Miss COED finalist with the most votes on May 18th will be crowned Miss COED May 2009. But we have to warn you, there’s so many uber-hotties here, it’s going to be a tough decision.

Regrettably Awesome Senior Pictures

• Regrettably Awesome Senior Pictures

• Megan Fox Herpes?

• Midgets and Katy Perry (NSFW Ads)

• Kid Preachers Scare the Crap out Of Me

• Top 10 Hot Sitcom Moms

• 8 Great Cheerleader Tryout Fails

Jell-O Wrestling Bikini Babes

Sometimes, for whatever mysterious reason, simply seeing hot chicks in bikinis just isn’t enough. So somewhere along the line, us guys decided to slather lovely ladies from head to toe in some sort of sloppy substance, from mud to KY Jelly, and have them writhe around in a kiddie-pool, just to help us get our kicks. And while many such substances will do, one of our favorites has to be Jell-o wrestling. Sweet, sticky, colorful, this is as sexy as food gets.

Could There Be a Better NBA Finals Matchup Than LeBron vs. Melo?

Throughout the majority of this NBA season, all of the Finals talk has been focused on only four teams, and really only three potential matchups – a Celtics vs. Lakers rematch, a LeBron vs. Kobe clash of the titans, and even an Adonal Foyle vs. DJ Mbenga bench big man battle on the blocks. But why is nobody bringing up perhaps the best possible head-to-head battle imaginable?

Miss COED: Colleen K

Curvaceous 24-year-old super cuttie, Colleen K is a bikini, promotions and glamour model as well as a go-go dancer from Las Vegas, Nevada. In addition to tons of promotional work for companies like Playboy, Coors and Bacardi, Colleen has been featured in a swath of magazines, including Maxim, Stuff and FHM.

Student Wins Suit After Teacher Calls Creationism ‘Superstitious Nonsense’

A federal judge ruled that a public high school history teacher violated the First Amendment when he called creationism “superstitious nonsense” during a classroom lecture. U.S. District Judge James Selna issued the ruling Friday after a 16-month legal battle between student Chad Farnan and his former teacher, James Corbett.

London Hart Tops The Week In Re-Boob: May 4th – May 10th

Holy Jebus, they don’t get much better than this! Bodacious blond glamour model London Hart is, well, a bodacious blond glamour model. And that’s pretty much the long and the short of it. Thing is, that’s exactly as it should be with ladies who’ve devoted themselves to the noble cause of getting naked for the good of mankind. Keeps it pure…

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