Alanna Kolette and The Week That Was: May 4th – May 9th

Alanna Kolette is a 21-year-old bikini and glamour model with a rapidly expanding career that will have her traveling all over the United States the summer for promo gigs. Along with tons of other editorial and promotional work, she was just recently named Miss HIM 2009, so check out all the pictures.

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Friday: May 8, 2009

10 Megan Fox Quotes That Will Make You Go Hmmm…

OK, either Megan Fox is a damn genius, out to f**k with us slobbering simpletons who just wait around for the supreme super-hottie to do anything, say anything, so we can put up a post about it. Or, something terrible has happened in her brain. Seriously, some of the things this woman says are making us a little worried. Not that they’ve at all effected how hot we think she is – we’re just concerned is all…

Rihanna Nude Pictures Leaked!

It has been a great week for leaked nude celebrity pictures. First it was Puff Daddy’s main squeeze Cassie who’s personal ultra R-rated photo session was exposed to the world when her computer was stolen. Then, just today, pictures of embattled mega-superstar Rihanna leaked as well. I am hoping that she comes out with a statement confirming like Vanessa Hudgens did back in the day rather than flat out denying. But either way, these are smokin’!

Introducing The MLB Performance-Enhanced All-Star Team

On Wednesday, Los Angeles Dodgers’ star Manny Ramirez was notified of a 50 game suspension after testing positive for a banned substance. With that in mind, COED takes a look at the best performance-enhanced players at each position in baseball history (well…that we know of at least).

Thursday: May 7, 2009

6 Things That Suck About the New Star Trek Movie (SPOILER ALERT)

You’re in for a treat this summer: Star Trek is poised to be a popular success on the level of Iron Man.  It’s exciting, funny, and entertaining in ways that are accessible both to die-hard Trekkies and average movie lovers… except for the parts where it sucks. I had a chance to see Trek at an advance screening last week, and yes, I liked it a lot.  But the critics have already started over-praising it Dark Knight-style, and I know everybody else is going to join in soon too.  So allow me, just for a moment, to counterbalance the raves with some sanity and present to you the reasons Star Trek might not be the best thing ever.  (Be warned that there are spoilers in this article.)

50 Better Ways Manny Ramirez Could’ve Blown $7.7 Million

Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder, Manny Ramirez was just busted for failing a performance-enhancing drug test. As a result, Man-Ram received a 50 game suspension effective immediately. Aside from totally screwing over the Dodgers, Manny’s absence will cost him roughly $7.7 million. So just to rub in the sheer stupidity of his actions, we’ve decided to throw together a list of 50 way better ways he could have blown that cash, other than losing it to the MLB.

Wednesday: May 6, 2009

Miss COED May 2009 Showdown – Vote Now

We work hard to bring you the hottest girls from around the world every day with our Miss COEDs.

But now it’s time we find out who’s the hottest of them all! From now on, we will be putting every Miss COED from the past month head-to-head to decide Miss COED of the Month.

This time, we’re crowing Miss COED May 2009!

The 7 Creepiest Products Found in an Everyday Drug Store

We are all uniquely and individually disgusting. This was brought to my attention on a recent trip to the drug store, when I discovered, en route to the candy aisle from the shampoo aisle, that there are a lot of really disturbing products out there. So I decided to go back to see what else I could find. Turns out there was a lot of stuff to work with — mostly found on bottom shelves, out of view of the average consumer (but fully in view of little kids, ironically). Only one rule: I’m keeping this list free of “old people” products, of which there are understandably quite a lot. Making fun of the Depends-wearing elderly feels akin to setting a puppy on fire.

The NFL’s 5 Most Underappreciated Players

Sure everyone loves the QB who tosses for over 5,000 yards or the guy who has 1,500+ receiving, it’s the dizzying monster stats that make the game exciting and earn superstars massive paydays.

But what about the Chad Pennington’s of the league who don’t lead in any statistical categories but provide their team with experience, leadership, consistency and other intangibles that turns a team of duds into a team of studs.

Why The New Corporate Yankees Are Doing Everything Wrong

Ever since George Steinbrenner faded away from atop the organization, the Yankees have thrown tradition out the window. Gone is The House That Ruth Built.  Gone are the common blue collar fans.  And now?  Gone are the rights afforded to former all-time Yankee greats. Don’t let the Yankees fool you by tuning into the YES Network and watching hour after hour of pinstripe pride, tradition, and a family feel among the city, its fans, and current and former greats. Wrong. Nowadays, season ticket holders have taken a back seat to corporate money with the absurdly inflated ticket prices.  The Stadium itself looks like every other new stadium in the league, and all of the best and most unique parts of the Real Yankee Stadium have been thrown in the garbage.  Thousands of empty seats are visible on every national telecast.

Tuesday: May 6, 2009

77 Sexy Sideline Senoritas

If you aren’t already drunk, then you probably missed the fact that today is Cinco de Mayo. So we’ve put together a collection of Mexican “edecanes” (promo girls) and “porristas” (cheerlearders), to help you get this party started.

These lovely ladies have to be the sexiest señoritas south of the Rio Grande. It’d totally be worth getting swine flu to score one of these hotties.

16 Kick-Ass Tequila Cocktails… (that aren’t margaritas)

Holy frijoles it’s Cinco de F’ing Mayo! And that means as much tequila drinking as you can cram into 24 hours.

So, since margaritas get old some time around 4PM, we’ve compiled recipes from our two favorite Tequila makers, Don Julio and Patrón, for 16 of the tastiest tequila cocktails (other than margaritas), to help give your May 5th a dose of much-needed variety.

Monday: May 5, 2009

Sexy Cinco de Mayo Mexican Models

Originally, Cinco de Mayo was about Mexican victory over the French, when those baguette-eating bastards tried to overtake the city of Puebla.

But these days it’s more about seeing how far gone the bottle of tequila can go before somebody blacks out. So we’ve put together a collection of the 44 hottest Mexican models on the planet. Maybe that will make you want to stay conscious this year. Salud!

Ida Ljungqvist Tops The Week In Re-Boob: April 27th – May 3rd

This exotic hottie’s name might leave you tongue tied, but when dealing with a girl this fine, it’s probably best to keep your mouth shut, anyway. Born in Tanzania to a Swedish father and a Tanzanian mother, 27-year-old Ida Ljungqvist was first discovered by 2007 Playmate of the Year, Sara Jean Underwood in Los Angeles. She soon became March 2008′s Playmate of the Month, and was just announced as 2009′s Playmate of the Year.