10 Megan Fox Quotes That Will Make You Go Hmmm…
OK, either Megan Fox is a damn genius, out to f**k with us slobbering simpletons who just wait around for the supreme super-hottie to do anything, say anything, so we can put up a post about it. Or, something terrible has happened in her brain. Seriously, some of the things this woman says are making us a little worried. Not that they’ve at all effected how hot we think she is – we’re just concerned is all…
“I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.”
“I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against, but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve every learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard – but I do. And part of it is my own fault.”
Megan Fox on High School Musical
“Ok, well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad. It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved. You have to get stoned to watch it.
“Robert Pattinson and Zac – they’re just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is 21? That’s a joke. Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they’re immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.”
“Zac Efron is my obsession, we’re the same person. We’re not actually here, it’s like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it’s me, and you don’t know that. It’s one of the greatest mysteries of all time.”
- GQ Man of the Year Event 2008
Megan Fox on Her ‘Brian’ Tattoo”
I wouldn’t regret [my "Brian" tattoo] if we weren’t together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian. There are options.”
“Starscream is the sexiest Transformer. [Why?] ‘Cause he just is. Why is Simba [from 'The Lion King'] sexy? He just was. Maybe it was because Jonathan Taylor Thomas was the voice. I can’t tell you. It’s something I just feel.”
- Virtual Transformers Press Conference in Second Life, June 2007
“I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I’m scared,”
– Red Carpet Golden Globes 2009
“If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.”
“I think people are born bisexual and the make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who is bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”
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“shes calling 20 year olds immature and shes talking about how farts smell? I deff. agree that shes a hypocrite but at least shes got a nice turd cutter.”
You must be from frederick md. I just know it. VJC!
Oh your so perfect.
She is totally making fun of her image and how Hollywood and half of you idiots buy into looks only. She has a sense of humor and can crack jokes if half of you had personalities you would get it.
Girl Toy – only fun until u split it in half
So sexy in the first transformers… so ugly on most of her shoots
Hit it and Quit it
I like her even more. She's different.
Ill take this bad bitch to bed and teach her a lesson, let her know whos boss. pound that bitch so hard shed shut her mouth and stop talking crap…
I think she's hilarious.
I believed in freedom of speech before I read these quotes :oP
She still fits into this any day..
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ajF-A2A2LJM/R0rb9UWq_UI…
LAST QUOTE = MAJOR WTF.
everything else just made me laugh but my god i hope that last one was misquoted.
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Ever seen that movie with megan fox "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People"? Heheh.. She was so being herself, didn't even have to act out a single line!!
But gawd daym megan you are so h-h-h-HoTT!!
Everyone in this board would pay to lock her dirty ass-crack, don’t lie…..
Nice of you guys to just HAPPEN to put the comment about her pooping in a friend's toilet and forgetting to flush under the pic of her lovely butt sticking up out of the fluff. Yes, she does have a lovely turd pincher. But, yes, her comments show her to be an extreme ditz. Common for many of both sexes her age. Sad. So many not having a clue. Our nation is in trouble…
this girl is a joke. are you fkn kidding me, is this girl for real?i dont care how hot she is, there are LOTS of pretty girls that didn't make it into hollywood, so it obviously aint all about that. and if it is, someone please explain to me how whoopi got in. j/k no seriously. yea you are too beautiful to get a role but you arent too beautiful to let out a turd because obviously your sh*t stinks bitch and so does your acting. what the hell does she mean. she is sooooo deranged stupid and has no logical sense whatsoever i.e this was lindsay lohan exactly 5 years ago and look where the girl is now. i cant wait to see where this bitch lands her spot. and what's even funnier every time i look around some guy is lusting on this crazy artificial tittie revlon wanna be tomb stone raider 90210 i dont dig men yet is trying to attract them posing in thier magazines wench. there are a lot of nice intelligent guys in thier 20's, 30's etc, obviously where she's at is probably why she cant find that. and since she's bisexual she obviously aint looking for one. *rolls eyes* you arent bisexual bitch. you are a lesbian. and either some guys are just fkn animals or really need to get laid. REALLY. is that all you think about. its sad and disgust me. hot or not to see some guy lusting over me would be the most unattractive thing ever. girls are more then that. so get a fkn girlfriend already cause obviously you aint got one and megan aint it . LOL
I am sure if she were not this hot she would be nowhere!
WOW Me god that was self-disturbing , i have to say that i was very shoked at first but after thinking it trough shes a hotty so she must be a Serious WACKADOODLE . though id still hit that .
Wow.. dude, this girl can spit some crazy antisemetic shit and I would still fuck her til my dick broke. Anyone who says they wouldnt because of the things she said are extremely f*ggoty. That's like saying you wouldnt bang Jessica Simpson cause she didnt know where buffalo wings came from. Who gives a f*ck? I just want to hear her moan.
After reading this I actually have more respect for her. She obviously has a weird as hell sense of humor. A lot of you fuckers on here are fucking retarded so you don't really have much right saying she's a dumb shit. Look at these fucking comments.