Catholic Priest Bangs Hot Chick, Gets Fired [Photos]

Just in case you thought that Catholics weren’t bat-sh!t insane enough, here is another sign that the end is near. Father Alberto Cutié, who we will now refer to as Alberto, was kicked out of St. Francis de Sales parish on Miami Beach the same day photos of Alberto getting sexy with a 26-year-old woman hit the public.

To put the time-frame into perspective, he was at the beach on a Saturday – kicked out of the rectory on Tuesday. All of this for doing the UNTHINKABLE…hooking up with a 26-year-old girl at the beach. In one of TVnotas‘ shots, the woman wraps her legs around Cutié (40 years old); in another, Cutié has a hand down her swimsuit, grabbing her ass. (High five!)

Maybe I am just an outsider, but look at this dude. He joined the Jesus-game for one reason. EVERYONE knows that if you are looking for play – the Catholic Church is the place to go. Not for anything – this is the kind of spiritual leader I need. God MUST be on your side if you are a 40-year-old priest grabbing 26-year-old ass, on the beach, in Miami.

So let me get this straight…bang 10 year old boy, here is a merit badge and a free pass to any destination you want. Bang hot – legal – chick, on the beach, baller-style – WHOAH!!! GTF OUT OF HERE!!!

Uh…ok…got it.

Father Alberto, play on playa.

(Don’t forget about the Gelgameks!)