And The Lord Said, Let There Be 2 Girls 1 Cup

Claims that the bible can predict the future are nothing new. But no matter how staunch a believer you may be, I can promise you never thought God had a hand in, in any way, shape or form in 2 Girls 1 Cup. Don’t believe me? Then you must have never heard of a little number called Ezekiel 23: 32-35. Let’s take a gander, shall we?

³² “This is what the Sovereign LORD says:
“You will drink your sister’s cup,
a cup large and deep;
it will bring scorn and derision,
for it holds so much.

³³ You will be filled with drunkenness and sorrow,
the cup of ruin and desolation,
the cup of your sister Samaria.

³⁴ You will drink it and drain it dry;
you will dash it to pieces
and tear your breasts.
I have spoken, declares the Sovereign LORD.

³⁵ “Therefore this is what the Sovereign LORD says: Since you have forgotten me and thrust me behind your back, you must bear the consequences of your lewdness and prostitution.”

Welp, that’s all the evidence I need. Now, can somebody tell me where God predicts cake farts?

(via Reddit.com)